barrelomonkeys wrote:I've already given him my mad respect. Repeatedly. Apparently that's not good enough. I'm over it.
My point wasn't my service. It was that you would put forth some stupid song as a means of telling me that you have anything in common with me or anyone like me.
If you can't understand that I think less of John tyhen I do of the s*** I wipe from my ass after taco night, then that is your problem. Niether John, nor any of the Beatles, nor yourself have a clue of what I am talking about.
barrelomonkeys wrote:Did you lose your sense of humor?
When it comes to anyone thinking a thing about my brothers in arms, no, I do not have a sense of humor, not do I think that hummor is warrented in talking about them.
barrelomonkeys wrote:by the way, I've given birth. You can no longer speak to me until you squirt a cantaloupe out of your arse.
And I;ll repsond with...
Niether you, nor the spwan that issued between your legs would have a f****** right to life in this world were it not for me and mine.
Your point was what, woman?
Me and my spawn would have no right to life if it were not for you and yours? Really?
I think we would have the "right to life" regardless of you and yours. You may want to go consult our constitution as to what my "rights" are. Soldiers certainly help to ensure and protect those rights, but they do NOT create or dictate those rights!
You think because you served you can decide who lives and dies? I think you need to get a grip. Now go thank your mama for birthing you.
barrelomonkeys wrote:I've already given him my mad respect. Repeatedly. Apparently that's not good enough. I'm over it.
My point wasn't my service. It was that you would put forth some stupid song as a means of telling me that you have anything in common with me or anyone like me.
If you can't understand that I think less of John tyhen I do of the s*** I wipe from my ass after taco night, then that is your problem. Niether John, nor any of the Beatles, nor yourself have a clue of what I am talking about.
Do me a favor and stop pretending as if your did.
The only thing I was pretending was that you had a sense of humor. My bad.
Is there any way to put someone on ignore on here?
barrelomonkeys wrote:Did you lose your sense of humor?
When it comes to anyone thinking a thing about my brothers in arms, no, I do not have a sense of humor, not do I think that hummor is warrented in talking about them.
barrelomonkeys wrote:by the way, I've given birth. You can no longer speak to me until you squirt a cantaloupe out of your arse.
And I;ll repsond with...
Niether you, nor the spwan that issued between your legs would have a f****** right to life in this world were it not for me and mine.
Your point was what, woman?
Me and my spawn would have no right to life if it were not for you and yours? Really?
I think we would have the "right to life" regardless of you and yours. You may want to go consult our constitution as to what my "rights" are. Soldiers certainly help to ensure and protect those rights, but they do NOT create or dictate those rights!
You think because you served you can decide who lives and dies? I think you need to get a grip. Now go thank your mama for birthing you.
Yes, indeed, I think rcrocket is back with us. Welcome back! You weren't gone very long, despite your dramatic adieu.
By the way Coggins, this was quite clever.
I'd personally pay to see the mishies at the MTC get it with a power drill in the forehead. Also, the thought of PP in drag; now that really gets my motor run'n, if ya know what I mean.
God . . . "who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, . . . and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him ..."
guy sajer wrote:Yes, indeed, I think rcrocket is back with us. Welcome back! You weren't gone very long, despite your dramatic adieu.
By the way Coggins, this was quite clever.
I'd personally pay to see the mishies at the MTC get it with a power drill in the forehead. Also, the thought of PP in drag; now that really gets my motor run'n, if ya know what I mean.
Umm.. I am not rcrocket. I have no idea who that is.
barrelomonkeys wrote:Umm.. I am not rcrocket. I have no idea who that is.
But thanks for the welcome.
Forrgive them, Barrel, for they know not. Apparently I am supposed to be ALITD, posting under some sockpuppet. The theories are hilarious to observe. You might call it paranoia. But of course only "mopologists" are paranoid. Some apparently still believe the moon-landing was faked, like some still believe I'm ALITD.
You forgot "Nehor's Revolution", a humorous tale about the Nehor's pinko-commie liberalism where our stalwart hero goes to Iraq to try to stop the war by standing in front of tanks and singing kumbayah with Al-Qaeda Terrorists. It ends in a tense duel between George Dubyah and Nehor in a chase involving hamburgers, Volvos, and a prostitute with a heart of gold. Critics agree it is a heartwarming gorefest.
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"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo