LDS and stay at home moms?

[_Polygamy Porter]

I do not wave garments and temple garb outside of the mega'nacle during general conference.. but it does sound like fun...

So, nazi exmo at times on line... but blend in well with the Mormons in public..

No, Porter, it appears you have some "borderlines". You don't wave temple garments in public (though you think "it sounds like fun"), you just come on this forum to pester and insult Mormons, and liken Joseph Smith's First Vision to the effects of a "masturbatory experience" (self-projection?). Your insults and slander seem to have no boundaries, whether it is "the retarded", or Mormons. And "f***tard" is a version of "retard", both of which seem to be "okay" with you.

Your posts just drip with mockery of Mormons. You might as well go wave those temple garments outside the "mega'nacle".

Perhaps I will one day :)

One last thing I'd like to do is go through the temple one last time, completely crapfaced drunk. I do have several sources to temple recommends :)

I do mock Mormons. Why? Because I know better.

Mormon membership is comprised of the deceived and the deceivers.

I know for a fact that what they believe in is completely fabricated. in my opinion, anyone who believes in any part of Mormon theology is nothing short of a kook.

Yes Ray, I think that you are a kook. Worse than a Mormon kook. You believe this crap(on and off) and defend it(on and off) and yet you do not live it nor do you rejoin them.

I hope that using a term like "kook" does not offend anyone who knows someone who suffers from mental illness, or suffers from it themselves. If it does, double your dose.

[_Ray A]

One last thing I'd like to do is go through the temple one last time, completely crapfaced drunk. I do have several sources to temple recommends :)

Check out Nort, another "crapfaced drunk" who knows how to access temples. I do drink, but I also have boundaries.

I know for a fact that what they believe in is completely fabricated. in my opinion, anyone who believes in any part of Mormon theology is nothing short of a kook.

I don't mind being called a "kook" for my belief in the Book of Mormon. In fact, I consider it a compliment. My "persecution complex", ya know? Makes me feel "important", and I need anything to boost my deflated ego. POOOOOOOR me.

Yes Ray, I think that you are a kook.

Shock horror. Me? A kook? I cower into my corner and admit defeat.

Worse than a Mormon kook. You believe this crap(on and off) and defend it(on and off) and yet you do not live it nor do you rejoin them.

I do not believe the Book of Mormon "on and off". My belief in it in recent years has solidified even MORE. Of course I questioned it. Shouldn't I? If I didn't, you'd be the first to accused me of only "following the Brethren" blindly. Right? The truth is, Porter, Mormns are damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

I hope that using a term like "kook" does not offend anyone who knows someone who suffers from mental illness, or suffers from it themselves. If it does, double your dose.

Your sarcasm shines, Porter.

[_Polygamy Porter]

I do not believe the Book of Mormon "on and off". My belief in it in recent years has solidified even MORE.

So then you are a buffet Mormon of sorts? Only eating one dish?

You only think that the Book of Mormon is divine and everything else that Smith spoke, wrote, or "translated" is bunk?

[_Ray A]

You only think that the Book of Mormon is divine and everything else that Smith spoke, wrote, or "translated" is bunk?

You are obviously very slow to comprehend what I've written. I'll give you some more time. I realise you're not the brightest spark on the block.

[_Polygamy Porter]

You only think that the Book of Mormon is divine and everything else that Smith spoke, wrote, or "translated" is bunk?

You are obviously very slow to comprehend what I've written. I'll give you some more time. I realise you're not the brightest spark on the block.

I don't have time to wade through all of your posts. Just answer the damn question.

[_Ray A]

I don't have time to wade through all of your posts. Just answer the damn question.

Okay, Porter (not Porter Rockwell, who had this name before you), I realise your attention span is limited. No, I do not "reject" most of Joseph Smith's revelations, and I keep an open mind on all of them, in spite of my own questions. Is that wrong?

Does that answer "the damn question"?

[_Polygamy Porter]

I don't have time to wade through all of your posts. Just answer the damn question.

Okay, Porter (not Porter Rockwell, who had this name before you), I realise your attention span is limited. No, I do not "reject" most of Joseph Smith's revelations, and I keep an open mind on all of them, in spite of my own questions. Is that wrong?

Does that answer "the damn question"?

It does, thank you.

With that, which of Smith's teachings are keeping you from following his counsel and joining his cult, err I mean church?

If you accept his work, but do not join, you are a hypocrite, no?

[_Ray A]

With that, which of Smith's teachings are keeping you from following his counsel and joining his cult, err I mean church?

If you accept his work, but do not join, you are a hypocrite, no?

Life is more complex than your little anti-Mormon shell, Porter. If you are totally immune to hypocrisy, please let us humans now how you achieved it. You could solve all of the world's problems and be in line for the Nobel Prize. You have NO hypocrisy in your life - honest now!!?? You have ascended beyond any hypocrisy? Never lie, never cheat, never do anything contrary to what you say? Can I offer you a pond to walk across?

[_Polygamy Porter]

With that, which of Smith's teachings are keeping you from following his counsel and joining his cult, err I mean church?

If you accept his work, but do not join, you are a hypocrite, no?

Life is more complex than your little anti-Mormon shell, Porter. If you are totally immune to hypocrisy, please let us humans now how you achieved it. You could solve all of the world's problems and be in line for the Nobel Prize. You have NO hypocrisy in your life - honest now!!?? You have ascended beyond any hypocrisy? Never lie, never cheat, never do anything contrary to what you say? Can I offer you a pond to walk across?

We are discussing Mormonism here Ray.

I do not believe in it, so guess what? I do not pretend to do so. I rail against it. I am true to my beliefs, how about you?

[_Dr. Shades]

Ray:

I think you answered this question in years past, but I'm afraid I don't remember what you said.

It's obvious that you have a great deal of faith in the Book of Mormon. Now, why do you have an affinity for the Salt Lake City-based Brighamite sect of Mormonism as opposed to any of the others?

If you were to return to Mormonism as an institution, would you ever consider, say, the Strangites, the "Whitmerites," or perhaps the Community of Christ? If not, why not?