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SatanWasSetUp wrote:I forgot what was the king's response when Ammon gave him the basket filled with severed arms? Something like, "Uhhh....gee.....thanks."
Doctor Steuss wrote:SatanWasSetUp wrote:I forgot what was the king's response when Ammon gave him the basket filled with severed arms? Something like, "Uhhh....gee.....thanks."
King: "Ammon, I said the only thing that could convince me to believe in your religion was FARMS..."
Ammon: "Oi vey, this is embarrassing."
Tarski wrote:KimberlyAnn wrote:silentkid wrote:Nice!
My ass? Why, yes, it is nice, thank you! I have slain many a man with it. But how do you know? You haven't seen me, Silentkid, but blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed! :P
In jest,
KA
PS - Panties.
I believe too!
Doctor Steuss wrote:KimberlyAnn wrote:The Dude wrote: Pure fantasy, inspired, no doubt, but the story of Samson slaying all those Philistines with the jawbone of an ass, but Joseph Smith always had to make his stories better.
I'm not taking anything from Sampson's incredible, yet fictitious, slaughter of men with the jawbone of an ass, but since the beginning of time women have been able to slay men with asses, no jawbone necessary. Sampson figured that one out the hard way.
KA
2 Pet. 2: 16
16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
It's like a scene from a Jim Carrey movie.
KimberlyAnn wrote:
LOL!
Note the dumb ass spoke with the voice of a man.
KA
KimberlyAnn wrote:PS - Panties.
Doctor Steuss wrote:KimberlyAnn wrote:
LOL!
Note the dumb ass spoke with the voice of a man.
KA
It had to, or else no one would have listened.
*Ducks and runs*
Stu (has the voice of a woman)
KimberlyAnn wrote:You can run, Stu, but I'll catch you.
You have the voice of a woman but you run like a little girl. :P
KA