1 Nephi 14:10-12 'There are save two churchds only'

[_Polygamy Porter]

But you can maintain your victimhood if you want. Either that or ask you dr. for a prescription for lithium. It helps with paranoia. Oh, yes, there is a water fountain in Ashland, Oregon that has natural lithium in the water. It is called Lithia water. And you can catch a Shakespeare play in a real old style Elizabethen theater at the same time.

So fess up Gramma, what drugs are you on?

Over the past three years I have noticed that a majority of LDS defenders are pill popping, unemployed, and typically unwed. I know you are unemployed, but are still married, however, my gut tells me you are on the Sandy candy. What is your favorite?

[_Polygamy Porter]

Think about it. Who is more likely to be a good member of the LDS church? Someone who has had religious training and has a tradition of worship and service? Or an absolute libertine who has not a clue about religion or what it means to live by a moral code?

WOW. Prooofound.

All the other xtian churches are nothing more than training camps for future Mormons?

ROFL!!!

In case you have not noticed, most new suckers who get pulled into the your pithy little church are, for the most part, the fringe members of society. The lower fringe. Most who have had religious training and has a tradition of worship and service think that LDS Inc is nothing more than a mega national cult.

[_charity]

But you can maintain your victimhood if you want. Either that or ask you dr. for a prescription for lithium. It helps with paranoia. Oh, yes, there is a water fountain in Ashland, Oregon that has natural lithium in the water. It is called Lithia water. And you can catch a Shakespeare play in a real old style Elizabethen theater at the same time.

So fess up Gramma, what drugs are you on?

Over the past three years I have noticed that a majority of LDS defenders are pill popping, unemployed, and typically unwed. I know you are unemployed, but are still married, however, my gut tells me you are on the Sandy candy. What is your favorite?

You have way too much time on your hands. I am employed in many useful endeavors. Still married. And I don't take any mood enhancing drugs. Don't you have something better to do than to sit around and try to project a miserable little life onto other people?

[_Polygamy Porter]

But you can maintain your victimhood if you want. Either that or ask you dr. for a prescription for lithium. It helps with paranoia. Oh, yes, there is a water fountain in Ashland, Oregon that has natural lithium in the water. It is called Lithia water. And you can catch a Shakespeare play in a real old style Elizabethen theater at the same time.

So fess up Gramma, what drugs are you on?

Over the past three years I have noticed that a majority of LDS defenders are pill popping, unemployed, and typically unwed. I know you are unemployed, but are still married, however, my gut tells me you are on the Sandy candy. What is your favorite?

You have way too much time on your hands. I am employed in many useful endeavors. Still married. And I don't take any mood enhancing drugs. Don't you have something better to do than to sit around and try to project a miserable little life onto other people?

How ironic.

I will make you the same deal I have offered countless other defenders of Joe'S myth..

Stop the flow of Mormon flavored human spam on the porches of my fellow Americans and I will disappear from not only these boards but I will stop making fun of Mormon and giving out secret handshakes to just about everyone I meet.

[_charity]

How ironic.

I will make you the same deal I have offered countless other defenders of Joe'S myth..

Stop the flow of Mormon flavored human spam on the porches of my fellow Americans and I will disappear from not only these boards but I will stop making fun of Mormon and giving out secret handshakes to just about everyone I meet.

Are you also opposed to free speech, the freedom of religion, and a free press?

[_The Dude]

Now, is this some random passage you are asking about, or is there a context to this question?

thestyleguy was ranting about this on another thread ... so you don't just take what styelguy says....

No problemo. I'm just trying to catch up with this running argument.

Myself, I think there are a lot of different churches which are following Christ.

Okay, that's fine that there are lots following Christ. You can count the Catholics even.

But who are the churches following the devil? You can count the the Pope as a Christ-follower but please name the church of the devil in his place.

LOL Granny! I guess as you claim, while many other churches are following Christ, there is only one with their head clear up the ass of Jesus!

Charity, you don't have to respond to my post if you don't want to. This thread is probably headed down a notch.

[_karl61]

are other churchs your enemy? what have been the current thoughts about that - I think they are trying to move away from that and saying there is a lot of good in other churchs but you still have scripture that calls every church except the "true" church a whore and the church of the devil. It's black and white for Mormons - it always has been and likely will always be.

Think about it. Who is more likely to be a good member of the LDS church? Someone who has had religious training and has a tradition of worship and service? Or an absolute libertine who has not a clue about religion or what it means to live by a moral code?

I think many churches are good training grounds. We can't get to everyone everywhere at the same time. So people learn the basics of the Gospel, how to serve their fellow man, and then they can move on to the higher law. I think other churches do a good job.

But you can maintain your victimhood if you want. Either that or ask you dr. for a prescription for lithium. It helps with paranoia. Oh, yes, there is a water fountain in Ashland, Oregon that has natural lithium in the water. It is called Lithia water. And you can catch a Shakespeare play in a real old style Elizabethen theater at the same time.

still addressing everything but the issue. and far as drugs, my geodon works fine.

[_Polygamy Porter]

How ironic.

I will make you the same deal I have offered countless other defenders of Joe'S myth..

Stop the flow of Mormon flavored human spam on the porches of my fellow Americans and I will disappear from not only these boards but I will stop making fun of Mormon and giving out secret handshakes to just about everyone I meet.

Are you also opposed to free speech, the freedom of religion, and a free press?

Nope. I believe in all of them. Some folks need religion.

Old Joe did not believe in a free press though...

As for free speech, my speech is freeing! I have almost 30 people whose defection from the LDS church is linked to me. Additionally I speak freely at least three times each week to unwitting non members about the ugly truth of the Mormon cult. Thanks to Mitt the opportunity comes up more and more.

At work, pictures of my larger than normal family always start with a question from others of "Are you Catholic or Mormon?" To which I begin, "Oh, I used to be Mormon..."

"USED TO BE??, What do you mean?"

*cue insideous loud laughter*

At the end of my "discussion" with non members, they are holding their sides from belly laughter. I finish it off with how to give secret handshakes to the idiot missionaries who continue to pester them. Occasionally, I will jest about the purpose of the lower slit in the veil... back in the days of the five and many times SIX points of faa'HELLO-ship hug!

Being an exmormon is a hoot.

At the end of my long life, my influence against LDS Inc could be in the BILLIONS of lost tithes. I revel in that.

[_charity]

At the end of my long life, my influence against LDS Inc could be in the BILLIONS of lost tithes. I revel in that.

Enjoy it while you can.

[_Gadianton]

first, i agree with shades.

second, it's internet Mormons who object to it, not me. hence they redifine it so that "the church of the devil" is merely whichever churches or worldviews they don't like, typically, ones which criticize the LDS church in any way.