Actually, I'm having a hard time finding one I did last year. This was a real masterpiece, which was a reworking of the "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" poem about Mr. Scratch. I searched everything from the earliest threads through last December but couldn't find it. I hope it wasn't deleted for some reason.
I wanted it for posterity.
Where Have All The Exmos Gone
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Last edited by Dr. Sunstoned on Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:Jersey Girl wrote:Pay me no mind, Ren. If it doesn't hurt any one it's fair game. It just annoys me sometimes.
Heh - some people I pay no mind to. You ain't one of 'em.
I like this kinda stuff - but I think it should be kept in one thread. And I think it should probably be in off-topic too. Maybe?
Wayyylll...it's kinda fun because it's a humorous break from the more serious discussions. If I were god of MDB, I'd let them ride in the Terrestrial until they became inactive then collect them in one thread for the Off Topic. I don't suppose the MDB Trinity would want to invest that much time in it though.
Notice, I have great ideas for someone else to work on!
:-D
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Cheers Miss Taken.
Sorry, I've got the bug now. If anybody doesn't like this stuff, then please look away now. (And mods, I'm fine if this thread needs to get moved somewhere...)
People may not be familiar with Chemical Brothers - Setting Sun. If not, make sure you check out the song first. You need it for the full effect ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Y7fMbbaP8
Proper lyrics:
You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold
You said your body was young but your mind was very old
You're coming on strong and I like the way
The visions we had have faded away
You're part of a life I've never had
Ill tell you that its just too bad
It's the devil - he went and took all the horses bones.
And the only ones left are the ones that are really old.
What's a few thousand years either way...?
Visions Trump a bunch of archaeologi-shmay.
If only we could dig all over the land.
Till then, I'm 'fraid it's just too bad.
Their's discoverin' still to be had.
...their's discoverin' still to be had.
...their's discoverin' still to be had.
Sorry, I've got the bug now. If anybody doesn't like this stuff, then please look away now. (And mods, I'm fine if this thread needs to get moved somewhere...)
People may not be familiar with Chemical Brothers - Setting Sun. If not, make sure you check out the song first. You need it for the full effect ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Y7fMbbaP8
Proper lyrics:
You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold
You said your body was young but your mind was very old
You're coming on strong and I like the way
The visions we had have faded away
You're part of a life I've never had
Ill tell you that its just too bad
It's the devil - he went and took all the horses bones.
And the only ones left are the ones that are really old.
What's a few thousand years either way...?
Visions Trump a bunch of archaeologi-shmay.
If only we could dig all over the land.
Till then, I'm 'fraid it's just too bad.
Their's discoverin' still to be had.
...their's discoverin' still to be had.
...their's discoverin' still to be had.
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Another Prick Builds a Mall Part 1
Joseph's flown out of the window
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the church’s archives
Joseph what else did you do to me?
Joseph, what'd'ja expect me to believe?!?
All in all it was just a prick with some gall.
All in all it was all just bricks for the mall.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!"
The Happiest Days of our Lives
When we grew up and went to church
There were certain preachers who would
Hurt the members in any way they could
"OOF!" [someone being hit]
By taking time and money
Had nothing left to keep
Exploiting every weakness
However carefully hidden by the sheep
But in the ward, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
Another Prick Builds a Mall Part 2
We don't need no indoctrination
We don’t need no thought control
No dark skin bashing in the chapel
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just for some prick with a mall.
All in all you're just another brick for the mall.
We don't need no indoctrination
We don’t need no thought control
No dark skin bashing in the chapel
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just for some prick with a mall.
All in all you're just another brick for the mall.
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't nourish and strengthen your body. How can it
nourish and strengthen your body if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the organ, stand still laddy!"
Joseph's flown out of the window
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the church’s archives
Joseph what else did you do to me?
Joseph, what'd'ja expect me to believe?!?
All in all it was just a prick with some gall.
All in all it was all just bricks for the mall.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!"
The Happiest Days of our Lives
When we grew up and went to church
There were certain preachers who would
Hurt the members in any way they could
"OOF!" [someone being hit]
By taking time and money
Had nothing left to keep
Exploiting every weakness
However carefully hidden by the sheep
But in the ward, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
Another Prick Builds a Mall Part 2
We don't need no indoctrination
We don’t need no thought control
No dark skin bashing in the chapel
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just for some prick with a mall.
All in all you're just another brick for the mall.
We don't need no indoctrination
We don’t need no thought control
No dark skin bashing in the chapel
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just for some prick with a mall.
All in all you're just another brick for the mall.
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't nourish and strengthen your body. How can it
nourish and strengthen your body if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the organ, stand still laddy!"
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.