More mockery of religions by Mormon missionaries

Post by **_bcspace** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:18 pm

The female gender is secretly planning a campaign for world domination. This campaign was started by Eve and continued by such figures as Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Leia Skywalker, and the Whore of all the Earth. It involves using magnets and party balloons. XY's of the world unite and put on your tinfoil hats.

If I had been Adam when Lilith was around, I could've tamed her.... ;)

Submit woman!

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:20 pm

BC wrote:If I had been Adam when Lilith was around, I could've tamed her.... ;)

Submit woman!

Too bad we don't believe in reincarnation. That would be an interesting challenge. ;)

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:25 pm

bcspace wrote:If I had been Adam when Lilith was around, I could've tamed her.... ;)

Perhaps, but tame women are boring.

"Would you rather hunt rabbits or leopards?"

Post by **_TrashcanMan79** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:38 pm

Mike Reed linked to this You Tube video in a thread he started titled "More Missionary Disrespect." After 3 pages and almost 4 hours, it was closed by Skylla. What board guideline had been violated, you ask?

Skylla wrote:We already have a thread discussing inappropriate missionary behavior. Thread closed.

Skylla

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... 3860&st=40

Post by **_moksha** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:08 pm

I was just thinking how nineteen and twenty year olds are just kids, but in the 1800's fourteen was old enough.

Is this pastism or presentism?

Post by **_John Larsen** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:09 pm

TrashcanMan79 wrote:Mike Reed linked to this You Tube video in a thread he started titled "More Missionary Disrespect." After 3 pages and almost 4 hours, it was closed by Skylla. What board guideline had been violated, you ask?

Skylla wrote:We already have a thread discussing inappropriate missionary behavior. Thread closed.

Skylla

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... 3860&st=40

Yes, we would hate to see a rehash on the MAD boards.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:07 am

moksha wrote:I was just thinking how nineteen and twenty year olds are just kids, but in the 1800's fourteen was old enough.

Is this pastism or presentism?

Both and neither. They used to expect adult behavior from much younger people. Now we have a lot more 30 year old children who can't take care of themselves. I'm shooting for a happy medium.

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:07 am

The Nehor wrote:
bcspace wrote:If I had been Adam when Lilith was around, I could've tamed her.... ;)

Perhaps, but tame women are boring.

"Would you rather hunt rabbits or leopards?"

That's why we get along so well. ;)

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:23 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Fairly funny.

But it is a pretty accurate (Ah!) portrayal of some charismatic (AH!) preachers (AH!).

I think (Ah!) it's all fairly ridiculous (AH!). Can I get an AMen?

BOOOMSHAKALAKALAKA!!!!

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:24 pm

liz3564 wrote:
Nehor wrote:The female gender is secretly planning a campaign for world domination. This campaign was started by Eve and continued by such figures as Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Leia Skywalker, and the Whore of all the Earth. It involves using magnets and party balloons. XY's of the world unite and put on your tinfoil hats.

Drat, Sammy! We've been found out!

;)

Found out? I never made it a secret. :-)