Digging up old Parley!!

[_Doctor Steuss]

"The exhumation of Parley Parker Pratt ended Tuesday when archaeologists couldn't find the early LDS Church leader's remains." (DesNews)

This is obviously proof that he did not exist.

[_The Nehor]

I'd pay big bucks to piss down the bullet hole in his neck.

Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

[_Boaz & Lidia]

"The exhumation of Parley Parker Pratt ended Tuesday when archaeologists couldn't find the early LDS Church leader's remains." (DesNews)

Par for the course. Finding the remains of anything Mormon related has and always will be a waste of time for these fools.

I bet the problem was that he was buried in a shallow grave making it easy for wild dogs to dig him up, eat his flesh and to then defecate his rancid remains out onto the barren soil. I pity the wilds as it probably gave them the s***s.

This is too bad as I was looking forward to kicking his teeth in.

[_harmony]

My former boss, Robert Grow is the one funding this little stunt. I guess he's a descendant or something. (I say boss, he was just the CEO when I worked at Geneva) What is the motivation in digging him up? I'm TBM and this seems a little irreverant and self serving. Not as ignorant as Boaz's comments, but needless in my opinion.

Why do otherwise sane, coherent, mature people do things like this? This is totally bizarre.

[_Gazelam]

I would guess that he was probably moved a long time ago to a more consecrated location.

[_harmony]

I would guess that he was probably moved a long time ago to a more consecrated location.

I think it's more likely it was dug up by animals and the bones scattered.

[_Gazelam]

couldent happen, the skeleton would have killed the animals.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlFjNVTiI1c