I'm Highly Deluded, how about you?

[_Yoda]

I'm mildly deluded. LOL

[_The Nehor]

I'm obviously deluded...I mean it's me. I believe in true love and kinda believe in zombies.

Be prepared before they rise my friend. http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

[_Bond...James Bond]

I'm obviously deluded...I mean it's me. I believe in true love and kinda believe in zombies.

Be prepared before they rise my friend. http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

Own it...how prepared are you for the PAW?

http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

[_Moniker]

Excuse me. I got up to question 12 and realized that the questions are ridicuously simplistic to the point of being intellectually offensive and then I clicked out of it.

Ditto that. I got to question 2 and thought "why is this a 6 minute YouTube video instead of text that I could speed-read in 30 seconds?" and then I clicked out of it. YouTube doesn't always make stupid things seem smarter. It sometimes makes supid things seem even stupider, depending on the narrator.

Ahem.

*head titled downward, quite humbly approaches the intellectually superior*

I paused the video while it was loading after I recognized what it was. Then it took me approximately 20 seconds to scroll through it.

*bows repeatedly while backing away with eyes glued to the floor*

[_silentkid]

...and kinda believe in zombies.

I used to believe in zombies too. Then I watched the new Romero film, Diary of the Dead. It was so utterly terrible that I no longer believe in zombies. A sad day.

[_marg]

I just calculated my God Delusion Index.

I'm Highly Deluded making me primitive and superstitious with a belief that satisfying God may lead to favorable results.

And you're proud of it.

[_The Nehor]

I'm obviously deluded...I mean it's me. I believe in true love and kinda believe in zombies.

Be prepared before they rise my friend. http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

Own it...how prepared are you for the PAW?

http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

I plan to flee to my friend's apartment. He's prepared. On the whiteboard on his wall is written:

"In case of Zombie Attack:

Half grab the swords near the door, the other half grab bows and take cover in the kitchenette to cover them. Fight for your life. Remember to crush the skulls of the fallen to prevent them from rising again."

Right next to it is the Zombie Color Alert System to show likelihood of zombie attack. Last I checked we're in Condition Orange.

[_The Nehor]

I just calculated my God Delusion Index.

I'm Highly Deluded making me primitive and superstitious with a belief that satisfying God may lead to favorable results.

And you're proud of it.

Not really, I was disappointed I didn't get labeled as Bats*** crazy. I find it funny when I'm judged by others like that.

[_marg]

I just calculated my God Delusion Index.

I'm Highly Deluded making me primitive and superstitious with a belief that satisfying God may lead to favorable results.

And you're proud of it.

Not really, I was disappointed I didn't get labeled as Bats*** crazy. I find it funny when I'm judged by others like that.

Well you're close to bats crazy so you can be proud if you wish.

[_The Nehor]

Well you're close to bats crazy so you can be proud if you wish.

Thank you....I think. :)