Peterson is lying, yet AGAIN!

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_Trevor
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Another nugget from the Droppy dossier:

"Loran can't help it. I dropt him on 'is noggin' too much when he was a yungun." --Droppy's mom.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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"Droppy does not work and play well with others." --Droppy's kindergarten report card.



"Trevor has difficulty with reading comprehension and a very limited vocabulary. Shows little ability to express himself or his thoughts in clear, coherent sentences and to think in a logical, methodical manner. Difficulty defending his positions logically and concisely orally or in writing. Has extreme difficulty accepting the existence of views and beliefs other than his own. Distinct sociopathic tendencies accompanying a marked narcissistic self regard bordering on megalomania" -- Trevor's High School report card.
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_Daniel Peterson
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Re: Peterson is lying, yet AGAIN!

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I'm about to post the following on Skinny-L:

Brethren, and also Inferior Fellow-Skinnyites of the Non-Priesthood-Holding Gender:

It appears that we have a spy in our midst. As you have no doubt noticed, the rhetoric of the posts above is, apart from the obvious lack of obscenities and murderous war whoops, precisely that recommended in the official Skinny-L field manual, Mein Kampf gegen Scratch. (See pp. 67-68, paras. 562-64, of the regulation new edition.) This cannot have happened by chance. Fortunately, the spy appears to know little or nothing of the holy atrocities that we commit each week; there is no question in my mind that, if he had known, he would have revealed them to his depraved fellow apostates, as well.

This calls for immediate and urgent action. I need your schedules ASAP so that I can begin planning an emergency Konklave. Please send them to me at my top secret Skinny-L leadership e-mail address, GeneralZod_SCMC@ldsinc.scam. Our fiendish plans for world domination are too close to fruition for us to allow gentile scum and their bootlicking apostate fellow travelers to thwart the glorious future that awaits us!
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Droopy wrote:"Trevor has difficulty with reading comprehension and a very limited vocabulary. Shows little ability to express himself or his thoughts in clear, coherent sentences and to think in a logical, methodical manner. Difficulty defending his positions logically and concisely orally or in writing. Has extreme difficulty accepting the existence of views and beliefs other than his own. Distinct sociopathic tendencies accompanying a marked narcissistic self regard bordering on megalomania" -- Trevor's High School report card.


LOL!!! You're killin' me, Droppy! I think all can agree that your post is the topper on this thread. How could I possibly top this howler?

I won't even try.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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Re: Peterson is lying, yet AGAIN!

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Daniel Peterson wrote:I'm about to post the following on Skinny-L:

Brethren, and also Inferior Fellow-Skinnyites of the Non-Priesthood-Holding Gender:

It appears that we have a spy in our midst. As you have no doubt noticed, the rhetoric of the posts above is, apart from the obvious lack of obscenities and murderous war whoops, precisely that recommended in the official Skinny-L field manual, Mein Kampf gegen Scratch. (See pp. 67-68, paras. 562-64, of the regulation new edition.) This cannot have happened by chance. Fortunately, the spy appears to know little or nothing of the holy atrocities that we commit each week; there is no question in my mind that, if he had known, he would have revealed them to his depraved fellow apostates, as well.

This calls for immediate and urgent action. I need your schedules ASAP so that I can begin planning an emergency Konklave. Please send them to me at my top secret Skinny-L leadership e-mail address, GeneralZod_SCMC@ldsinc.scam. Our fiendish plans for world domination are too close to fruition for us to allow gentile scum and their bootlicking apostate fellow travelers to thwart the glorious future that awaits us!


M'hock! Magister MMM!!!

I would respond to your recent missive, but I have been made aware that your server has not been properly consecrated by the blood of a widowed owl. Therefore, we, your humble compatriots in the cause gegen Scratch (gS, for short), ask that you contact HQ immediately by the usual signs, signals, and other nefarious motionings toward, in order to set up a new, super-secret, shadow server, deep within the bowels of the Morgite Sanctum in Texico (our new Heimat). We shall post haste send thee our complete information to that repository of holy wickedness well before said Konklave.

May the flees of a thousand camels nest in the armpits of all apostate bootlickers!!! M'hock!!!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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