beastie wrote:My brain has already gone into panic mode. I have no idea how to do most of the stuff you guys suggest - some I don't even know WHAT it is? Black it out??? What does that mean? A black background? Or is it some joke I'm too old to get???
Yeah it means get a black background. Sorry. I forget you're growing old and senile [yet oddly more hot] and aren't up to date on the lingo of those born in the 20th century [or the lingo I make up as I go]. ;)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
I strongly suggest that you make ALL pages look like your home page. Specifically:
On your home page, your background image stays fixed as you scroll. Make all your pages like that.
On your home page, you have all text superimposed on a white text box. Make all your pages like that.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
LOL. Actually I should have an epic fail sign stuck to me, I can't even add a custom banner to my blog. And I'm totally illiterate in html and all that other computer stuff. Basically I'm doing well if I can install a picture or a video and don't accidently delete a post [which I do from time to time, making it even more sad how much blogging I do when taken in the knowledge that several posts don't even make it to publishing.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Dr. Shades wrote:I strongly suggest that you make ALL pages look like your home page. Specifically:
On your home page, your background image stays fixed as you scroll. Make all your pages like that.
On your home page, you have all text superimposed on a white text box. Make all your pages like that.
Agreed.
And affix some utterly uniform, consistent margins. The white text box is a good addition. Apply it universally. And incorporate some consistent universal, sidebar navigation.
And affix some utterly uniform, consistent margins. The white text box is a good addition. Apply it universally. And incorporate some consistent universal, sidebar navigation.
I don't know how to do any of that stuff. Maybe Scottie will tell me. :::bats eyes:::
Well, I do know how to do the white text box cuz he already told me how to do that. I tried to apply it on the pages where the background made it difficult to read, but I can do that on all of them. But I really don't know how to do the margin thing or the scroll/background thing.
But aren't my lolcats cute?
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
beastie wrote:What do you say? Should I "go black" like Bond? They say once you've had black you never go back.
Probably. If in doubt you should probably do as I do. That means everything from copying my clumsy and clueless [yet charming] writing style to shaving the hair off your knuckles and big toes.
[Actually I think the background is fine. Perhaps redirect links along the side of the blog (at the top) would make it easier to navigate around the board].
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Probably. If in doubt you should probably do as I do. That means everything from copying my clumsy and clueless [yet charming] writing style to shaving the hair off your knuckles and big toes.
I have a feeling that's an important life lesson in general. ;)
[Actually I think the background is fine. Perhaps redirect links along the side of the blog (at the top) would make it easier to navigate around the board].
That shouldn't be hard to do.... (she says knowing full well she forgot how to do even one little thing on frontpage).
by the way, I'm going to hold my breath until someone tells me how funny, cute, adorable, clever, witty my lolcats are. Or I'll just keep posting more.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
