The Real Gadianton Robbers?
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I think I'm supposed to balk at linking the Mountain Meadows Massacre with "secret combinations."
But I don't.
The massacre was unspeakably evil.
But I don't.
The massacre was unspeakably evil.
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They've moved on. They're now Gadianton Twitters...
Because the LDS Cult did not heed the warnings of the Holy Ghost concerning their Twitter, the statue of Nephi on top of the ridiculously ugly Oquirrh Temple was struck by lightning.
Because the LDS Cult did not heed the warnings of the Holy Ghost concerning their Twitter, the statue of Nephi on top of the ridiculously ugly Oquirrh Temple was struck by lightning.
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Actually, I think it was (at least partially) blackened.
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Yeah, get it straight, WJExMo -- lightning signals disapproval from Zeus. The Mormon God expresses displeasure with people by making them black.
"You clearly haven't read [Dawkins'] book." -Kevin Graham, 11/04/09
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JohnStuartMill wrote:Yeah, get it straight, WJExMo -- lightning signals disapproval from Zeus. The Mormon God expresses displeasure with people by making them black.
ROTFL!!!!
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WjExMo wrote:They've moved on. They're now Gadianton Twitters...
Because the LDS Cult did not heed the warnings of the Holy Ghost concerning their Twitter, the statue of Nephi [sic] on top of the ridiculously ugly Oquirrh Temple was struck by lightning.
Are they sure Moroni was really struck? Perhaps he was just revealing his true form...
Joseph Smith--History 1:30-33
While I was thus in the act of calling upon God, ... a personage appeared at my bedside,...his whole person was glorious beyond description, and his countenance truly like lightning....
He called me by name, and said unto me that he was a messenger sent from the presence of God to me, and that his name was Moroni.
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JohnStuartMill wrote:Yeah, get it straight, WJExMo -- lightning signals disapproval from Zeus. The Mormon God expresses displeasure with people by making them black.
I have to admit that I thought that was pretty funny.
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Daniel Peterson wrote:JohnStuartMill wrote:Yeah, get it straight, WJExMo -- lightning signals disapproval from Zeus. The Mormon God expresses displeasure with people by making them black.
I have to admit that I thought that was pretty funny.
What, and ruin your reputation as a seething cauldron of hate?!

Thank Mill we've all been struck by this bolt of lightning.
8-)
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I was in the right place at the right time.
That was almost my 666th post, too. Damn.
That was almost my 666th post, too. Damn.
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Daniel Peterson wrote:I have to admit that I thought that was pretty funny.
Truly, a watershed moment in the history of Mormon apologetics.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”