Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

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Re: Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

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Dr. Shades wrote:How is Some_Schmo any different from anyone else?

I don't get it.
That is just it. He is on our side of the line. If we didn't nominate someone from our side, the true jerks would complain. Besides, his cynical atheism is mildly jerk-like.

Has Joseph been officially nominated yet? He is an Antie who consistently brings up topics that offend Mormons (remember that "Mo" means child-molester <rolls eyes>)
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Gordon wrote:
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I think, at this point, I would nominate Mr. Gordon. He has shown himself to be an abosultely uncaring and emotionless human being. It's a sad commentary on him, and his faith.

Do I get a trophy if I win?

However, your assertions of me coudn't be farther from the truth.


Hello,

It's "further", not farther. And yes, you have shown yourself to be in direct opposition with the Mission Statement of your church, and an uncaring human being. I wouldn't wish destitution on you, but I do wish you could empathize with the woman and her child. You Mopologizing on behalf of your church in this instance is pathetic.

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I actually think Infymus deserves a shout out on this thread.
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I would have nominated Simon Belmont for Jerkhood of the Year, but I think Twerphood of the Year is much more fitting for him. The Nehor did much to redeem himself in his arguments with the grim ideologue Droopy.
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When it comes down to a vote, SB will win, unless he sends his sock-puppets and friends in to vote for someone else.
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I nominate DCP, his qualifications for jerkhood of the year is that he

  • spent all of 2010 without a post here (except maybe through a sock puppet)
  • continued in his subterranean PMs only mode
  • continued his ever lurking, ever reading and then bitching over at MAD about what was going on here
  • [potentially legally actionable content deleted].

Even Yahoo Bot can't measure up to that much jerkhood.
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sock puppet wrote:I nominate DCP, his qualifications for jerkhood of the year is that he

  • spent all of 2010 without a post here (except maybe through a sock puppet)
  • continued in his subterranean PMs only mode
  • continued his ever lurking, ever reading and then bitching over at MAD about what was going on here
  • [potentially legally actionable content deleted]

Even Yahoo Bot can't measure up to that much jerkhood.


I have to disagree here. DCP's reaction to Scratch is understandable, if a little obsessive. I mean, if someone were implying that [reference to potentially legally actionable content deleted], I would sure as hell get upset about it.

Take by comparison Yahoo Bot, who manufactures insults against him and sinks his teeth into the supposed "offender" long past the time when it starts to look really bizarre.
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Re: Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

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Kishkumen wrote:
sock puppet wrote:I nominate DCP, his qualifications for jerkhood of the year is that he

  • spent all of 2010 without a post here (except maybe through a sock puppet)
  • continued in his subterranean PMs only mode
  • continued his ever lurking, ever reading and then bitching over at MAD about what was going on here
  • [potentially legally actionable content deleted]

Even Yahoo Bot can't measure up to that much jerkhood.


I have to disagree here. DCP's reaction to Scratch is understandable, if a little obsessive. I mean, if someone were implying that [reference to potentially legally actionable content deleted], I would sure as hell get upset about it.

Take by comparison Yahoo Bot, who manufactures insults against him and sinks his teeth into the supposed "offender" long past the time when it starts to look really bizarre.

[potentially legally actionable content deleted]

We'll just disagree on this one.
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For those of you who disagree with the Schmo nomination, let me tell you....yer all just whacked. Apparently you think he's some sorta warm fuzzy wrapped in a blanket. Not so! He has elevated Jerkhood to fine art status right before your eyes.

He is the jerk of all jerks. The King of Jerks. The longest running Jerk on MDB. The Jerk whom Jerkwannabe's only wish they could emulate.

Ain't happening, folks. When it comes to Jerkhood, Schmo is the "go to guy".
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Re: Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

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Jersey Girl wrote: *pablum*


Hello,

I would like to nominate Ms. Jersey Girl for existing.

V/R
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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