moksha wrote:Instead of your partner shouting such inanities as harder and faster, you can get a spiritual uplift each time she squeals "Press onward Brother, let us get to the Land of Milk and Honey together".
Or perhaps, "We thank thee for the moisture which we have received?"
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Maybe a better question in my case would be why I don't post more often.
I very much enjoy reading here and have been stopping in nearly every day for many years. It's my fave Mo-board. In some ways I think I know some people here (in the same way I know Elaine, Kramer and Newman). People really kind of become 'Caracters'. :-)
The reason I don't post is mainly because someone (almost) always says what I would have said, and they usually say it better than I would have. I'm an RM, pre-'90 Templee, unbeliever. If I have 'No Comment', which is often; then ....
The Nehor using 'then' when he should use 'than' is the main reason I joined. :) Someone should tell him. (only trying to help, TN)
Hopefully I can jump in more. Dr. Shades has a good thing here, in my opinion. I laugh, occasionally out loud. Ha!
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it. I avoid church religiously. This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
Because I need to give Nemesis a reason for existing.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Quasimodo wrote: I am still very critical of the theology, though.
It looks like I have some work to do. :)
Ceeboo,
The reason I post here is to try and convince Quas that Mormon theology is nothing to be critical of. Now, Mormon history on the other hand...
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Regarding your post on this thread about the similarities between Jewish and Mormon rules on sex- Im seeing one big difference in the way it is considered a right of the woman. I was never taught that in EQ. Also, don't the Jews have a custom where they inspect for blood on the sheets after the wedding night to ensure they married a virgin? by the way, does Mormon doctrine even contain specific, practical insight on marital sex?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)