Stories about how you avoided sin as a TBM

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

What a joy. We kissed a bit and suddenly I felt her hand reaching for the wiggle stick in my pants.

Wiggle stick? I remember my mother telling me that if it wasn't used like God commanded then it was a "sin stick".

[_Rambo]

It's sad how many great romances people have missed out on due to devotion to the church. Me, I can't complain about that - I was too awkward and nerdy. No one threw themselves at me.

Oh don't worry Buffalo. I am pretty nerdy it's just that I have been single for a long time so some things have happened over the years.

[_Rambo]

pep pep...

I usually took over the dance floor back in the day as everyone moved aside and a crowd gathered and cheered. Well, I was amatuerish. I once met a girl who seemed to enjoy the cut of my jib, or jib or whatever, and we started dating. She got these dancing gigs around the world and traveled with groups or something. it was cute. Anyway, we finally got to kiss on our lips. What a joy. We kissed a bit and suddenly I felt her hand reaching for the wiggle stick in my pants. I was appalled, tossed her aside and gave her a look of disgust, I'm sure. She was awfully embarrassed and said, "I was just trying something". Things ended pretty soon after that. I wasn't even allowed to touch my privates...the gall of that girl!

haha thanks for the fun story Stem. Sounds like a cute girl and you may have missed out on some good times.

TBM's here please feel free to share some fun stories about how you avoided sin.

[_Rambo]

Rambo,

Were you recently in a Stephanie Meyer story? Does that girl like your smell? Is she pale? Does she sleep? Does she sparkle in the sun? Is she moody? If you cut your finger, does she get all hot and flustered? And, most importantly, are you a descendent of American Natives living on the Olympic Peninsula?

Hi Zee, I think I may be missing something because I am not even sure what you are talking about here.

[_zeezrom]

Hi Zee, I think I may be missing something because I am not even sure what you are talking about here.

go talk to your girlfriends about Stephanie Meyer. Tell them you want to watch the cinematic rendition of her glorious story. Trust me, it will pay off for you. ;)

[_Rambo]

Hi Zee, I think I may be missing something because I am not even sure what you are talking about here.

go talk to your girlfriends about Stephanie Meyer. Tell them you want to watch the cinematic rendition of her glorious story. Trust me, it will pay off for you. ;)

Oh is this Twilight and am I on team Jacob? I haven't seen the movie yet and it would have to be a pretty awesome girl for me to sit down and watch it.

[_DarkHelmet]

Dear Penthouse forum,

I never thought this would happen to me. I came home from work to find two beautiful women making love in my bedroom, and they invited me to join in. But since I am a Mormon, I declined.

The end.

[_Mephitus]

Nothing so fancy. While in gradeschool a good friend offered me a taste of beer. I just walked out. Im more dissapointed over the event that i threw out a hadfull of good mags' that i felt shamefull for even knowing they existed.

[Guest]

This is the most depressing thread I've read in a VERY long time.

Lost opportunities, lost experiences...that is Mormonism for you. It is friggin' depressing.

I usually didn't avoid the sin, I just felt terrible, horrible, guilty and shameful afterward.

I met my wife in 91' and we became intimate. I was really in love with her, but felt that since she wasn't a virgin, and that we had begun our marriage on sinful terms that we would not receive blessings from God and that I couldn't know for sure if she was the "right" eternal mate for me.

Well, I broke up with her and went to the U of U moving away and trying to start over. I was up there a few months looking and trying to date a faithful LDS girl, but realized that I was already in love and that I was looking for an idealized illusion that only existed in my head (thanks to my sanitized and fantasized LDS culture/religion).

I decided to get back together again on my terms, not the church's. We were married six months later, planning on a temple marriage within a year.

20 years later....three great kids, my wife is a zumba instructor and is still smokin' hot at age 40, and, before we could get married in the temple, I awoke out of the fog of Mormonism forever.

Almost lost my love for a religion's cultish beliefs...almost.

[_Mephitus]

I applaud you good sir for following real love! I toast a glass to your happy marraige!