GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Shulem wrote:
Are you gay, Paul? I'm just curious because of your avatar and a few things you have said lately. don't' get me wrong. I don't care if you're gay. You can be gay all you want as far as I'm concerned. I'm just curious if that's the way you roll now.


Nomad,

I've always been gay but now I practice it! I love being gay -- it's who I really am and it's wonderful. I've had more joy being gay in this short little while then I had in all those dull years of serving in the Mormon church while all the while denying myself for who I really was. I have found true joy in being my true gay self. It's better than the feelings of the Holy Ghost! I swear it, and lie not.

I'm free!

Paul O


So, are you saying you're gay?
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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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So, are you saying you're gay?


What part of the English language do you not understand? I've always been gay. Now, I practice it freely and with great pleasure. I even confessed this via email to my bishop and they still won't excommunicate me. I guess my membership in the church is ironclad.

I even live on wicked/evil Cedar Springs Rd here in Oak Lawn which is the gay Mecca of Dallas just north of downtown -- only a half mile north of all the gay bars and clubs. I'm surrounded by 40,000 gays on all sides -- give or take a few thousand.

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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Well Packer didn't have to outlive Monson for this thread to get non dull pretty fast...
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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Shulem wrote:I've always been gay but now I practice it! I love being gay -- it's who I really am and it's wonderful. I've had more joy being gay in this short little while then I had in all those dull years of serving in the Mormon church while all the while denying myself for who I really was. I have found true joy in being my true gay self. It's better than the feelings of the Holy Ghost! I swear it, and lie not.

I'm free!

So what you're saying is you just left the church because you wanted to sin? ;-)







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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Shulem wrote:Wouldn't it be great if Packer suffers a horrible and painful death?

I sure hope he gasps for his last breath as he realizes he is a liar at death.

Good bye, Packer -- you ass!

Paul O


Paul. I hate to be the one to break this to you but... old age isn't for sissies. He's already in pain, and to celebrate that is just... tacky and lame.

And he won't realize he's a liar, because he's not a liar. He's wrong, but that doesn't make him a liar. That just makes him wrong.

(I can't believe I'm defending Packer... good freakin' grief...)
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lol @ Packer
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Re: GCs won't be as dull if Packer outlives Monson

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Paul. I hate to be the one to break this to you but... old age isn't for sissies. He's already in pain, and to celebrate that is just... tacky and lame.

And he won't realize he's a liar, because he's not a liar. He's wrong, but that doesn't make him a liar. That just makes him wrong.

(I can't believe I'm defending Packer... good freakin' grief...)


Hold on there, Harm. It's safe to conclude that sissies and nonsissies grow old. Just because someone manages to weather the storms of life doesn't mean they ain't a sissy.

Also, it's not my intent to celebrate Packer's pain. I just want him to have pain. I hardly think that makes me tacky and it's not lame -- perhaps a bit cruel. It's just how I see things and I think the little bastard deserves to go out of this life with some extra pain for all the crap he has dealt during his long career in priestcraft and especially for all the guilt he caused boys to suffer for masturbating.

Packer is a liar because he refuses to step forward and confess that the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are utterly false and that there is no king's name therein when he knows that to be the scientific case. He refuses to apologize for Joseph Smith's mockery of the Egyptian religion for claiming one of their chief gods is nothing but a slave.

And, you DO believe that you defended Packer because you chose to and did so rather rashly. Don't do that again, girlfriend!

Where are the goddamn smilies? :-)

Paul O
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