The Real Christmas Letter From Nemesis
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Re: The Real Christmas Letter From Nemesis
One thing is certain: Nemesis really doesn't like Liz.
Re: The Real Christmas Letter From Nemesis
Runtu wrote:One thing is certain: Nemesis really doesn't like Liz.
LOL! Yeah, that's pretty evident.
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liz3564 wrote:Runtu wrote:One thing is certain: Nemesis really doesn't like Liz.
LOL! Yeah, that's pretty evident.
Enemies don't count...
(in a letter to Lord Viscount Sidmouth) Sir Walter Scott wrote: The Spanish proverb says, 'God help me from my friends, and I will keep myself from my enemies' "
Voltaire wrote: I can take care of myself against my enemies, but Lord help me from my friends.
More variations:
...for I know what to expect from my enemies
...because then I can fight my enemies
...because I know how to protect myself from enemy
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Which one of the personalities behind Nemesis wrote it?
It can't possibly have been Schryver - despite the splattering of Schryverisms throughout the list; because it's already been published!
It can't possibly have been Schryver - despite the splattering of Schryverisms throughout the list; because it's already been published!
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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The post was an act of genius. Full of wit and right on about this board.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world.
Joseph Smith
We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…”
Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith
We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…”
Joseph Smith
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why me wrote:The post was an act of genius. Full of wit and right on about this board.
why me,
which bit do you think was the wittiest and which bit the most accurate about here?
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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why me wrote:The post was an act of genius. Full of wit and right on about this board.
Let's not exaggerate. It was somewhat funny. Sadly, it was also against MAD board rules (no board wars!)
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.