Fence Sitter wrote:By the way what is the Churches stance on hermaphrodites? Do they get to choose what sex they will be in the next life? "Why would God do that to someone?"
If only Elder Packer took questions at the open mike session of conference...
Drifting wrote: If only Elder Packer took questions at the open mike session of conference...
Wouldn't that be a riot? LOL
I would love to see that!
*tap..tap* "is this thing on?" "Elder Packer, I have a little factory and a little harbour. Which one am I not supposed to self abuse?"
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Drifting wrote:*tap..tap* "is this thing on?" "Elder Packer, I have a little factory and a little harbour. Which one am I not supposed to self abuse?"
LOL!
As a follow-up...Does masturbation lead to homosexuality as President Kimball suggested?
A asked some homosexuals if they masturbated in their youth. Most of them said yes. That seems to prove Kimball's point. On a related not, I also found a correlation between eating fruit loops and becoming homosexual. Many of the gays that I interviewed had eaten fruit loops. Therefore, Fruit Loops turns you into a fruit loop.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die." - Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
This thread may have set a record for the most self righteous, sanctimonious, pharisaical finger pointing of any. Well done. Let the enlightenment shine on.
Hoops wrote:This thread may have set a record for the most self righteous, sanctimonious, pharisaical finger pointing of any. Well done. Let the enlightenment shine on.
Is this your way of saying you think it's a choice? :)
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
Hoops wrote:This thread may have set a record for the most self righteous, sanctimonious, pharisaical finger pointing of any. Well done. Let the enlightenment shine on.
I was thinking that it might be the most anti self righteous, sanctimonious, Pharisaical finger pointing of any. Just me, though.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
Buffalo wrote:...are all bisexual? As a lifelong heterosexual, the idea of being able to choose who you are attracted to is so foreign to me. I started noticing girls in Kindergarten. I didn't choose it - it was always just there.
I didn’t start to notice girls until I was about 14 years old. Was there something wrong with me before I turned 14 years old?
"And I've said it before, you want to know what Joseph Smith looked like in Nauvoo, just look at Trump." - Fence Sitter