No one would risk everything for sex!
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There is no such thing as Neutered-Day Saints. Sexual behavior is woven into the fabric our being. No part or tag of Joseph Smith was any less holy because he decided to use it! Indeed, its very usage should have served as the jubilant cry of angels, for it verified his humanity.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:brade wrote:I honestly don't see what the big deal is in admitting that Joseph probably had sex with women other than his first wife. I mean, that's sort of explicit in the whole project of polygamy. If polygamy was ordained by God, then what's the problem?
I think the big issue is that, if he had sex and was concealing it from Emma and the church at large, it means he was a serial liar.
Sure, but sometimes God approves of that, or something.
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moksha wrote: Indeed, its very usage should have served as the jubilant cry of angels, for it verified his humanity.
GAIA:
Uh, Moksha - what else would he have been??
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Gaia wrote:moksha wrote: Indeed, its very usage should have served as the jubilant cry of angels, for it verified his humanity.
GAIA:
Uh, Moksha - what else would he have been??
Possibly a Satyr or a Wood Nymph. He would for certain be a sexual creature like all the more evolved life forms on our planet.
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If JSJr and these 'extras' weren't having sex, couldn't they have just opening declared each other BFFs?
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sock puppet wrote:If JSJr and these 'extras' weren't having sex, couldn't they have just opening declared each other BFFs?
It seems they declared each other FWBs.
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brade wrote:bc?
I think he is at the library finding evidences to back up his "pre-adamite" theory of soulless zombie like homo sapiens, wondering about in a world that somehow hadn't "fallen", but had.
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If the sex were good and the woman super seductively hot, I would probably risk a whole lot.
It's just a man thing.
It's just a man thing.
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BC: What seems to be the problem, Sister Arbuckle?
SA: Oh, Bishop Space, I am so ashamed of myself! I was tempted and had sex with a ward member.
BC: Which ward member?
SA [bursting into tears]: Brother Loblaw!
Premise doesn't match the subject at hand.
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Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
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