A real Mormon? How can you tell?

[Moksha]

They vote Republican, have Trump stickers on their van, and have a collection of Bowie knives and WW2 memorabilia. Bonus Saint points if they live in Utah County. They have well-read copies of Mormon Doctrine and The Miracle of Forgiveness. The names Bruce R. McConkie and Daniel C. Peterson will put smiles on their faces.

You made no mention of glowing eyes, attenuated bass voices, or an attraction to tuna casserole. Sock Puppet was looking for distinguishing features and your list seems incomplete.