My Work Here is Done

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_Jersey Girl
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Shulem wrote:Image

You my friend are a follower of the God of the Bible and that's sad. You see, the God of the Bible is a cut-throat murderer who needs to be rounded up, arrested, tried, and found guilty of mass murder. The God of the Bible is an abomination. The writers of the Bible were smoking crack.

And, you, Christian Avenger, are an agent to the great murderer of fiction. I know you claim to love your God but I'll kill him if I ever get the chance. I'll throw his ass into a lake of fire and watch him scream for mercy. And no one will throw him a lifeline. Burn God, burn! Keep screaming God, I want to hear your screams and watch you suffer! Anyone who helps him must be arrested and thrown into the lake of fire.

Paul O


You'll have to forgive our friend Paul, CA. He's going through a bit of a nasty hedonistic phase.

:-)
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Greetings,

After some time away from MDB, I thought I would pop by while updating iPhone to iOS5. To my great shock I noticed this thread in which the Good Doctor has announced that he is going emeritus. I hope he continues to use his office on campus on a regular basis. We have a number of students who were hoping to write their dissertations in Mopologetics with him. They will be devastated if he should refuse to do so.

This brings back so many memories. So many different twists and turns on the path. I recall being immediately struck by Dr. Scratch's way of dealing with Mopologists. How sorely he discomfited the poor fellows! Such wicked humor aimed at the humorless. Looking back on it, I don't have any regrets really. Sure, there was a lot of pointless angst on my part over the tweaking that certain apologists were taking thanks to the deft keystrokes of our Good Doctor, but in the end I have to say that I appreciate what was learned along the way, in good times and in bad.

And, frankly, I have not reconciled myself to the vicious tactics of the Old Guard. I don't hate these fellows by any means. May they live long, prosper, and pass peacefully. But I will never be persuaded that their way of dealing with doubters was productive, particularly online. I was pleased to see MST emerge, which seemed, on the whole, to be a much more salutary project. I beg Dr. Scratch's indulgence for my soft spot for MST.

More than ever I feel pretty good about Mormonism. I am proud of my Mormon heritage, which I identify with the good aspirations of the people who flocked to the baptismal waters rather than the character of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and the like. So many good folk are Mormons today. Be happy with it, I say. To those who struggle and are unhappy, know that we have been there too. Hang in there. It gets better. Whether you leave or stay, it can get better.

But most of all, I celebrate a beloved colleague. He was much maligned by the Mopologetic set, and, indeed, he and I had our conflicts. But it is all water under the bridge. The memories of our time as fellow faculty at Cassius will always be treasured. I hope that he will drop in at the faculty lounge now and then to smoke a pipe and drink a little brandy with me. I shall be desolate should he neglect to do so altogether.

Regards,

The Right Reverend Severus Mahan Kishkumen, PhD, DD, MM
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My dear, dear Rev. Kishkumen:

My saucer-like eyes glisten with tears of grateful collegiality. Your remarks are beyond kind, old friend. Indeed, I do intend to remain in my office. I cannot abandon those students who are still ABD in their work on Mopologetics. And besides, the Dean knows that he can summon me back into full professorship at any time, should the need arise. So, really, my "emeritus" status is much more akin to what one typically finds among stubborn academics, rather than what one sees with General Authorities who have been "sequestered," as it were.

In any event, it's a delight to see you back on campus. I trust that your classes are going well. We simply must get together again over a plate of spleen sandwiches.
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Doctor Scratch wrote:My saucer-like eyes glisten with tears of grateful collegiality. Your remarks are beyond kind, old friend.


It has been an honor, professor.

Doctor Scratch wrote:Indeed, I do intend to remain in my office. I cannot abandon those students who are still ABD in their work on Mopologetics. And besides, the Dean knows that he can summon me back into full professorship at any time, should the need arise. So, really, my "emeritus" status is much more akin to what one typically finds among stubborn academics, rather than what one sees with General Authorities who have been "sequestered," as it were.


LOL. Nicely done, as usual. I am relieved that you will hew to the principles of the academy as my old profs did. So much work yet to be done, eh? Those poor students these days need the very best training in Mopologetics if they are to find that increasingly rare position.

Doctor Scratch wrote:In any event, it's a delight to see you back on campus. I trust that your classes are going well. We simply must get together again over a plate of spleen sandwiches.


Likewise, Doctor. Classes are going splendidly. I have no freshman surveys this term, which means that I have a couple hundred less reasons to pull my hair out. LOL. The senior seminar in Ad Hoc Mopologetic Theologies is a challenge, but Darth J has the term off for research, and it must be covered. Let's do have that brandy very soon.

Cheers!
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Dan Vogel wrote:Of course, I know the First Vision wasn’t published until 1842 and that the Missouri persecutions occurred in 1833 and thereafter. I was using it for your claims of being currently persecuted by Christian apologists.


Okay, so you know that there was violence against Mormons well before any statement emerged that could be considered anti-traditional-Christian. I think this is more than enough evidence for Scratch and Darth J. about which group set these wheels in motion. There can be no doubt that it was the critics and anti-Mormons who began the hate.

I’m not justifying the persecution Joseph Smith encountered; I just want to explore the dynamic from both sides. It wasn’t always Mormons minding their own business and out of the blue they get mobbed for no good reason.


I understand that. I have said before, and still maintain that we were/are not completely innocent. Mormons have done their fair share of violence, too, in retaliation. My position is that, had there been no early persecution/violence against Mormons, there would have been no need for Mormons to retaliate. Critics and anti-Mormons set the wheels in motion for a 180+ year back-and-forth. Frankly, it's their fault, and the anti-Apologists here have no right to criticise LDS apologetics without realizing that their predecessors caused apologetics

Mormons usually ran into trouble not so much for their beliefs but for their tendency to gather in one place and take over the neighborhood.


The gathering of people for a religious purpose, I believe, is a protected right.

People who see their hard work and their children’s inheritances go down the drain tend to respond by harassing Mormons in the hope that they would leave. In Missouri, Mormons cited the Book of Mormon and Joseph Smith’s revelations that the land of Zion was given to them and the Gentiles should leave. This was cited by the so-called mob as a reason they were demanding the Mormons leave.


I can't imagine that some guy claiming that his group of people will one day own the neighborhood would bother the Missourians so much that they would slaughter innocent people. I can't fathom how that could be justified.

Another was that some people are just intolerant of anything different. Not only Mormons, but Quakers, Catholics, Jews, etc. were persecuted in early 19th century America. So, nothing special about being persecuted.


Being intolerant of someone different than you also does not justify violence. It's not "special" to be persecuted, it's wrong on the part of the persecutors.

We have violence now? This is a general condition of being Mormon? We also have Mormon propaganda. The Pratts were defending Mormonism against Christians who were defending themselves against a new upstart sect. It was Mormonism that attacked first with their apostasy/restoration rhetoric. And how did nineteenth -century Mormons defend themselves? By calling their critics liars, fools, wicked, evil, hypocritical.


Please see above. Had the wheels not been set in motion, none of this would have needed to happen.

The Christian world is just supposed to let Mormons convert their members without any resistance? You might think you are just reacting to attack, but the fact that you don’t see your part in it is a problem. This is how you view of the past is so distorted.


The Christian world should worry about building up their own doctrines, their own truthfulness so that other religions don't "convert their members." It is cowardly to tear down someone else's belief system because you believe that system will take away your congregation. People have the power to decide for themselves, and they are responsible for their own choices.

So, let’s see if I’ve got this right, you believe that in some mysterious fashion the world knows Mormons have the “full truth” and instead of joining them they fight them. That’s an interesting theory, Simon.


Like you said, other churches might feel threatened about Mormons "taking their members." Well, if they worry about building up their own spirituality within their congregations, perhaps they wouldn't have to worry about it. It isn't Christian to tear down someone else to make yourself look better.

Can’t you see how these early fanatical Mormons scared people to death?


Yes, but I cannot see how that justifies slaughter -- but maybe that's just me.

Mormonism by its very nature is anti-everyone else.


But every religion is anti-every-other-religion by that logic.

So, why can’t Christians try to convert you without you crying persecution? You try to convert them, but you don’t hear them saying you are trying to persecute them. Don’t you see a inconsistency here?


They can certainly share their message, as long as their message doesn't try to tear down someone else's faith. To their credit, most Christian congregations that I've visited thought well of the Mormons.

Let me remind you of one notable example of misbehavior on the part of Bill Hamblin and his acrostic “BUTTHEAD IS METCALFE” or something like that in his review of New Approaches to the Book of Mormon.


Please. Does that hidden message really matter? Why does everyone complain about it so much? It isn't like anyone tarred and feathered Brent. It isn't like anyone assassinated Brent at Carthage. It isn't like anyone put out an extermination order against Brent.

Had there never been critics, there would have never been FARMS/MI, and Dr. Hamblin would be doing something else right now.
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Captain Tu Quoque wrote:
Okay, so you know that there was violence against Mormons well before any statement emerged that could be considered anti-traditional-Christian. I think this is more than enough evidence for Scratch and Darth J. about which group set these wheels in motion. There can be no doubt that it was the critics and anti-Mormons who began the hate.


Simon, the canonized version of the First Vision is not the first statement made by Joseph Smith and/or early Mormons that their church was the restored, true church of Jesus Christ and all others were false.

Although I will concede your point that not everything the early Mormons did was anti-traditional-Christian, like the Trinitarianism that is taught in the Book of Mormon (the Bickertonites, who believe in the Book of Mormon, believe in the Trinity).

Your statement I quoted here is a non sequitur. Find the first documented instance of persecution against Mormons (i.e., relying on more than Joseph Smith's self-serving ipse dixit), and then you can begin your analysis of who started what.

Although why that would matter even if it were to be proven to be accurate, other than for the purposes of your hysterical message board jihad, is beyond me.
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Following Simon Belmont's lead, I hereby claim vicarious victimhood on behalf of people who suffered violence at the hands of Mormons.

His neurotic obsession with anyone criticizing his cherished beliefs does not justify murder, castration, and extortion.
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Simon Belmont wrote:
I’m not justifying the persecution Joseph Smith encountered; I just want to explore the dynamic from both sides. It wasn’t always Mormons minding their own business and out of the blue they get mobbed for no good reason.


I understand that. I have said before, and still maintain that we were/are not completely innocent. Mormons have done their fair share of violence, too, in retaliation. My position is that, had there been no early persecution/violence against Mormons, there would have been no need for Mormons to retaliate. Critics and anti-Mormons set the wheels in motion for a 180+ year back-and-forth. Frankly, it's their fault, and the anti-Apologists here have no right to criticise LDS apologetics without realizing that their predecessors caused apologetics


C'mon, (Moderator Note)in real life information deleted.. This is weak. What is the first known date of anything coming from any "Mormon" source that could been seen as being antagonistic to other faith traditions? Is it the First Vision? If so, you're argument is dead in the water. The best you've got here is to claim that no one ever heard of the First Vision account until it was published, and that's just silly. You're trying to describe a scenario in which nobody talks, and in which the Church manages to exist without some of its most crucial claims, doctrines, and assertions.

You need to just retire. Either that, or you need to start asking David Bokovoy and Blair Hodges to give you lessons in the new style of apologetics.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Doctor Scratch wrote:C'mon, (Moderator Note)in real life information deleted..


Oh...? I didn't think that was in real life. Simon has said repeatedly that this was just some name I "randomly" found on the Internet. Is that not the case? I call him this as a sort of sporting nickname. Am I really not allowed to do that? If that's his in real life name, then I'll either refrain from calling him that, or I'll serve my week's worth of time on the "banned" list. But I don't think my posts should be edited merely on the basis of some unfounded "suspicion" that the man himself has pooh-poohed away. Know what I mean?

Why don't we defer to Simon himself? If it's just some "random" thing, like he's repeatedly said, then I think it should be allowed to stand. Does that seem fair?
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Darth J wrote:
Simon, the canonized version of the First Vision is not the first statement made by Joseph Smith and/or early Mormons that their church was the restored, true church of Jesus Christ and all others were false.
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Christian churches were not exactly living peacefully side by side before the advent of Mormonism. The religious wars which engulfed europe is a tribute to blood and gore based on religious difference, hatred and doctrine. The protestants were not exactly ready to have a young upstart among them claiming a restoration and they acted accordingly. Before Joseph Smith, they were not that friendly to catholics either. Anticatholicism was alive and well in protestant america.

The uniqueness of Joseph Smith was the idea of having a restoration and forming a new church around that idea. Now if he were a fraud, the restoration was a mistake. He would have been more successful starting another protestant sect.

But if he were not a fraud, a restoration would make sense since the christian churches were in disarray when it came to putting the words of Christ into practice. Much blood and revenge and disagreement among the various sects.
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