William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologetics

[_wenglund]

Much appreciation to Cam for culling some of Will's more infamous parodies of this place. What makes them so interesting is how lost the parodies are on so many here. I mean, every day we all swim in this cesspool, and yet some of the good folks here seem oblivious to their own copious potty results floating all about them, and yet get all exercised when others infrequently parody them. I am pleased, though, to learn that I am not the only one who hangs on Will's every word. [Thumbs Up]

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Buffalo]

Much appreciation to Cam for culling some of Will's more infamous parodies of this place. What makes them so interesting is how lost the parodies are on so many here. I mean, every day we all swim in this cesspool, and yet some of the good folks here seem oblivious to their own copious potty results floating all about them, and yet get all exercised when others infrequently parody them. I am pleased, though, to learn that I am not the only one who hangs on Will's every word. [Thumbs Up]

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

[_wenglund]

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

Yah...there is no way it could be a parody of this place with all the paragons of civility and virtue posting here. LOL

But, I expect this will be forever lost on some of the denizens. Healthy self-reflextion is as abhorant to them as the object of their most profound prejudice--the restored gospel of Christ.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Buffalo]

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

Yah...there is no way it could be a parody of this place with all the paragons of civility and virtue posting here. LOL

But, I expect this will be forever lost on some of the denizens. Healthy self-reflextion is as abhorant to them as the object of their most profound prejudice--the restored gospel of Christ.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Great, next time I behave badly, I'm just going to blame it on other people. Personal responsibility is for gentiles, not priesthood holders. Right?

[_ShadowFax]

To the contrary, dear beastlie. Assuming that Scratchy is still on the records (as Coggins suggests), and if I were in his ward or stake, and I knew his true identity, I would rat him out to the stake president in a heartbeat and also volunteer to be a witness against him in a "court of love." Indeed, there are several participants on this board, who, if they are still masquerading as members in good standing, I would also rat them out if I could. Purge the whole lot of them, I would. Ride ''em out of the chapel on a rail, weeping and wailing all the way.

My only real regret is that we can't bring back some of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maide ... _device%29

If that whole multiple mortal probation stuff has any basis, then I'm quite sure I was Torquemada in a past life. Man, those were the days!

This is Will's mormon-ified phrase for reincarnation? Is he too special and distinct to use the usual word "reincarnation"?
This made me laugh out loud. After the laughter subsided I re-read it and laughed again.
Thanks for posting this and providing a good laugh.
My first encounter with Will was on this board. I should thank him for providing me with solid entertainment.


by the way, I'm now beginning to think that the crazy psychopath papa poster a month ago was Will, or at least a multiple mortal probation version of himself.
(wiping tears of laughter from my eyes)

[_Kevin Graham]

Wade is back to acting on Nomad's behalf. The only two people in cyber world stupid enough to defend Will Schryver's antics.

Parody!

Damn you're dumb.

[_wenglund]

Great, next time I behave badly, I'm just going to blame it on other people. Personal responsibility is for gentiles, not priesthood holders. Right?

Somebody evidently doesn't know the difference between parody and blame. But, it will be interesting to see if that somebody is realistic about when he or she is behaving badly. I guess we will find out if or when he or she blames it on other people.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_wenglund]

Wade is back to acting on Nomad's behalf. The only two people in cyber world stupid enough to defend Will Schryver's antics.

Parody!

Damn you're dumb.

Another somebody evidently doesn't understand the difference between correctly noting a parody and making a defense. Yet, ironically, this same somebody thinks they are in a position to judge who is stupid and dumb, thereby unwittingly providing us with an hilarious self-parody made all the more poignant by delusions of grandeur. Life immitating Don Quixote and ALfred E. Newman. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Kishkumen]

Yet, ironically, this same somebody thinks they are in a position to judge who is stupid and dumb, thereby unwittingly providing us with an hilarious self-parody made all the more poignant by delusions of grandeur. Life immitating Don Quixote and ALfred E. Newman. LOL

Oh yeah, I lol'ed, but for quite different reasons than you did.

[_Dr. Shades]

Looks like you've finally figured out the sort of communication that's de rigeur around here, Wade.

Remember: If you come across anything on this site that you find offensive or untrue, then keep in mind that the writer isn't behaving badly; he or she is just engaging in parody.