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Did the bishop ever ask if you masturbated?

 
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just me wrote:Yeah, guilt over masturbation is stupid. I can't believe you guys kept track of how long between falling off the wagon.
sock puppet wrote:You ever read For Young Men Only by BKP (the Little Factory pamphlet)? If so, then you'd know why. That pamphlet, SWK's hard on about any kind of sexual release, and the Miracle of Foregiveness have left more than one young lad of the 70's all screwed up for life.
just me wrote:Oh yeah, I have. I just never heard of keeping track of the time between release until the boards. There's guilt, which I have experienced and understand...and then there is obsession. It seems like telling boys to keep track on an effing calendar falls into the obsession category, in my opinion.

ETA: I do like the idea of keeping a calendar for other reasons though...see how many squares you can put a mark on. *wicked grin*

Tease.
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sock puppet wrote:Tease.


*wink*
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sock puppet wrote:You ever read For Young Men Only by BKP (the Little Factory pamphlet)? If so, then you'd know why. That pamphlet, SWK's hard on about any kind of sexual release, and the Miracle of Foregiveness have left more than one young lad of the 70's all screwed up for life.


No doubt.... where it that sad frown face when I need it.
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This is an amazing thread and is full of interesting comments.

Jesus H. Christ. It's getting late. I'm too tired to masturbate tonight. I think that will make my old (dead) mission president happy -- and all my former bishops too.

Good night, Boyd K. Packer! Don't let your bed bugs bite!

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just me wrote:
sock puppet wrote:Tease.


*wink*



ooooohhhh --- aaaaaahhhh!

:-)

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Shulem wrote:
just me wrote:*wink*



ooooohhhh --- aaaaaahhhh!

:-)

Paul O


*smooch*
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*smooch*


Nite, luv.

Life is good. :-)

(Hand in crotch)

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Shulem wrote:
*smooch*


Nite, luv.

Life is good. :-)

(Hand in crotch)

Paul O


Sleep well!
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Re: Did the bishop ever ask you if you masturbate

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Shulem wrote:This is an amazing thread and is full of interesting comments.

Jesus H. Christ. It's getting late. I'm too tired to masturbate tonight.
Paul O


Too tired to masturbate! Paul I'm disappointed in you.

I thought you might like this thread.
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Re: Did the bishop ever ask you if you masturbate

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About 70% of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone.


70% of men are just that bad in bed.
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