Happy Valley Photo Essay

[_Simon Belmont]

In my opinion, Kishkumen is having a car accident.

I hope you realize that nuclear meltdowns can lead to explosions.

Read up about Chernobyl.

I posted a picture of a nuclear event to show readers the magnitude and utter silliness of Scratch's metaphor.

[_Kishkumen]

You didn't explicitly back anyone, you're just implicitly taking the side of Scratch et al in regards to DCP. So, if the answer to either of these two questions are no, then I take back my statement and sincerely apologize.

You know, if my best friend is acting like an ass in such a way that it could hurt him, even if he were doing so in response to a scum bucket, you better bet that I would let him know. Your contention that Jersey is doing any of this out of some great love or fealty for Doctor Scratch is pure fantasy. However well intentioned you may believe yourself to be, you are the single biggest idiot I have ever dealt with on this board. Your persistence in such obvious lies simply drives that point home more forcefully each time I observe it.

Right. When Scratch does things like this, it's perfectly okay. If DCP were to say that Scratch was having a "nuclear-grade meltdown" we'd never hear the end of it from you.

For example, watch this:

I hereby declare that Kishkumen is having a nuclear-grade meltdown right now.

(cue the haters)

Yeah, I am not really moved by that, Simon. I am not going to enlist some college-age halfwit to pester you relentlessly until you reverse your largely worthless judgment on that, or even encourage one who volunteers. The fact that Peterson mentioned Scratch on the TIME blog is pretty stunning. "Nuclear-grade meltdown" or not. But I am not surprised that you can't understand why even his best friend in the world might lean over and gently suggest to him that such a move was not the best idea. For you it is all Scratch versus Peterson, just like, apparently, it is for him. You are merely a low-grade extension of the bizarreness.

[_Melchett]

I hope you realize that nuclear meltdowns can lead to explosions.

Dinner and drinks can lead to a happy ending.

I posted a picture of a nuclear event to show readers the magnitude and utter silliness of Scratch's metaphor.

Perhaps you could go waste your time telling publicists that hard to put down books are quite easy to put down, or an explosive thriller doesn't explode?

[_Kishkumen]

Perhaps you could go waste your time telling publicists that hard to put down books are quite easy to put down, or an explosive thriller doesn't explode?

Don't you understand that in Simon's case such "enigmas" are likely to lead to insanity? You cruel, cruel pseudonym.

[_Darth J]

In my opinion, Kishkumen is having a car accident.

I hope you realize that nuclear meltdowns can lead to explosions.

Read up about Chernobyl.

Oh, I think it's just a matter of general knowledge that the Chernobyl meltdown resulted in a nuclear bomb being detonated.

I posted a picture of a nuclear event to show readers the magnitude and utter silliness of Scratch's metaphor.

Similarly, I am posting pictures in the broad category of "disaster" to illustrate why your presence on this board is a total damned train wreck. That's because posting pictures of an entirely different phenomenon that can still be covered by some broad category has some kind of meaningful, explanatory power when you are claiming a faulty analogy. It is not at all an after-the-fact attempt to explain why you made a fool of yourself.

Pictured below: Simon Belmont's ongoing train wreck.



See, because a train wreck can happen in a tornado.

[_Kishkumen]

In my opinion, Kishkumen is having a car accident.

Oh great! Now *I* have malevolent stalkers.

[_Kishkumen]

See, because a train wreck can happen in a tornado.

Simon probably feels vindicated right about now.

[_Darth J]

On a theological note, I would like to point out that the only way Jesus Christ could understand the pain of all of the people in the human race who have been hurt or killed by tornadoes is if there had been trillions of tornadoes in the Garden of Gethsemane.

[_Kishkumen]

On a theological note, I would like to point out that the only way Jesus Christ could understand the pain of all of the people in the human race who have been hurt or killed by tornadoes is if there had been trillions of tornadoes in the Garden of Gethsemane.

We have a sage in our midst.

[_RayAgostini]

Similarly, I am posting pictures in the broad category of "disaster" to illustrate why your presence on this board is a total f*****g train wreck.

In my view your presence is the real train wreck.