William Schryver wrote:DaftJ,
Once again, thank you. I intend to credit you in some fashion in things I publish about the substantial word study. If you desire me to refer to you as anything other than "DaftJ," make sure to let me know.
I can't wait. You know what would be great? If right around the time your scholarly study gets published, someone decided to put the word out about your frequent references to circle jerks, your claiming to have your calling and election made sure, your accusing Brent Metcalfe of being an accomplice to Mark Hofmann, your constant vulgarity, etc. I am sure that you will find nothing but respect and credibility in the academic world. Feel free to have your pointless exercise, including your clever word play on my screen name, in your final draft that you submit to whatever academic journal you choose. Even better, tell them what message board to look at, including your behavior here. Fratello Schryver, I have said several times that it is my sincere prayer that you become the public face of Mormon apologetics. You will do more damage to Mormonism than the Tanners and Ed Decker could possibly have dreamed. By all means, carry on.
by the way, you should probably know that I was the one who put Nomad up to challenging you to do what you did.
No! I never would have guessed! And to think that I already said something along these lines to your other lap dog, Wade!
I also very carefully specified what "clues" he was to give you about the story. He didn't understand what my intentions were, and thought I was telling you too much. But I knew better. I knew I could count on you. And you did not disappoint. So, thank you once again. Your assistance is very much appreciated.
Fratello Schryver, I hope that you and your mannerisms are known in all corners of the Earth, and you may always count on my assistance in achieving that end. You personally represent all four horsemen of the Apocalypse for the Mormon apologetics community. Whatever credibility and sympathy Mormon apologists may have hoped for outside of FAIR conferences and the MAD board will take a huge and possibly unrecoverable march backward as you become ever more their Chosen One. I am just someone screwing around on a message board, whereas you are now the torch bearer of what Mormon apologetics is all about. My favorite part of this whole thing is the immense collateral damage you will do to the reputations of those who endorse you and the fragile testimonies desperately grasping for anything to explain how the Book of Abraham could possibly be considered a scripture in any meaningful sense.
Forza, Fratello Schryver! You truly are my greatest hope for the future of Mormon apologetics. Referring to me as "Daft J" in your putative published works cannot but help my hopes and dreams be further realized.