Mormon bar owners

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_harmony
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skippy the dead wrote:Okay, now that I keep seeing the title of this thread, I keep reading ||Mormon bar|| owners. Like there's such a thing as a "Mormon bar". Where they serve Sprite, decaffeinated Coke and fruit punch and the occasional Shirley Temple and Roy Rogers or something. It makes me grin a little.


Only in Utah.
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Moniker wrote:Is there anyone that actually watches an entire movie???


Nope, that's why we have a 24 hour plan available for adult entertainment. Giggidy Giggidy!
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Jason Bourne wrote:
Mercury wrote:
Historically, houses of ill repute were owned and operated by Mormon prophets.



Really

By whom. where and when?


Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Brigham owned a whiskey distillery and funded a brothel. Joe opened a bar in Nauvoo if I recall correctly. I'll see what I can dig up.
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Doctor Steuss wrote:You think July is oppressive, just be grateful you weren't here in August (Yikes!). There's a mega-church off the freeway called (I think) "Central Christian." They have a sign that can be seen from the freeway with events, etc. I always make it a point to see what's going on as they have housed some AFSP conferences in the past. About a month ago, they had a sign that said something along the lines of "Let's talk about SEX! And let's talk about it long and hard."

That's hilarious.

And yes, I am glad I wasn't there; I hate heat (for me, that's anything over 80º). I make it a point to not go any farther south than Cedar City in summer unless forced to. If only the forebears had stayed in northern Europe...
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