I'm Highly Deluded, how about you?

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Jersey Girl wrote:
Bardman wrote:
Moniker wrote:I am a NORMAL human being that sees the world as it is.

This means I'm going to hell, right???

Ditto. I'll save you a seat.


Ditto. I'll save you a seat? This from "Bardman"?

What's Bardman? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man.
O, be some other name.

How DARE thee call thyself "Bardman" and pony up "Ditto. I'll save you a seat" where I can see it.

Seriously.


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Bond...James Bond wrote:I'm obviously deluded...I mean it's me. I believe in true love and kinda believe in zombies.

Oh the God issue, shelved.


It is never a bad idea to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Something off ...

Jersey Girl wrote:...
What's Bardman? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man.


The Bards of Wales
by János Arany


Edward the king, the English king,
Bestrides his tawny steed,
"For I will see if Wales" said he,
"Accepts my rule indeed."

"Are stream and mountain fair to see?
Are meadow grasses good?
Do corn-lands bear a crop more rare
Since wash'd with rebel's blood?"

"And are the wretched people there,
Whose insolence I broke,
As happy as the oxen are
Beneath the driver's yoke?"

"In truth this Wales, Sire, is a gem,
The fairest in thy crown:
The stream and field rich harvest yield,
And fair are dale and down."

"And all the wretched people there
Are calm as man could crave;
Their hovels stand throughout the land
As silent as the grave."

Edward the king, the English king,
Bestrides his tawny steed;
A silence deep his subjects keep
And Wales is mute indeed.

The castle named Montgomery
Ends that day's journeying;
The castle's lord, Montgomery,
Must entertain the king.

Then game and fish and ev'ry dish
That lures the taste and sight
A hundred hurrying servants bear
To please the appetite.

With all of worth the isle brings forth
In dainty drink and food,
And all the wines of foreign vines
Beyond the distant flood.

"Ye lords, ye lords, will none consent
His glass with mine to ring?
What! Each one fails, ye dogs of Wales,
to toast the English king?"

"Though game and fish and ev'ry dish
That lures the taste and sight
Your hand supplies, your mood defies
My person with a sight.

"Ye rascal lords, ye dogs of Wales,
Will none for Edward cheer?
To serve my needs and chant my deeds
Then let a bard appear!"

The nobles gaze in fierce amaze,
Their cheeks grow deadly pale;
Not fear but rage their looks engage,
They blench but do not quail.

All voices cease in soundless peace,
All breathe in silent pain;
Then at the door a harper hoar
Comes in with grave disdain:

"Lo, here I stand, at thy command,
To chant thy deeds, O king!"
And weapons clash and hauberks crash
Responsive to his string.

"Harsh weapons clash and hauberks crash,
And sunset sees us bleed,
The crow and wolf our dead engulf
This, Edward, is thy deed!

"A thousand lie beneath the sky,
They rot beneath the sun,
And we who live shall not forgive
This deed thy hand hath done!"

"Now let him perish! I must have"
(The monarch's voice is hard)
"Your softest songs, and not your wrongs!"
In steps a boyish bard:

"The breeze is soft at eve, that oft
From Milford Haven moans;
It whispers maidens' stifled cries,
It breathes of widows' groans."

"Ye maidens bear no captive babes!
Ye mothers rear them not!"
The fierce king nods. The lad is seiz'd
And hurried from the spot.

Unbidden then, among the men,
There comes a dauntless third.
With speech of fire he tunes his lyre,
And bitter is his word:

"Our bravest died to slake thy pride.
Proud Edward hear my lays!
No Welsh bards live who e'er will give
Thy name a song of praise."

"Our harps with dead men's memories weep
Welsh bards to thee will sing
One changeless verse our blackest curse
To blast thy soul, O king!"

"No more! Enough!" cries out the king.
In rage his orders break:
"Seek through these vales all bards of Wales
And burn them at the stake!"

His man ride forth to south and north,
They ride to west and east.
Thus ends in grim Montgomery
The celebrated feast.

Edward the king, the English king
Spurs on his tawny steed;
Across the skies red flames arise
As if Wales burned indeed.

In martyrship, with song on lip,
Five hundred Welsh bards died;
Not one was mov'd to say he lov'd
The tyrant in his pride.

" 'Ods blood! What songs this night resound
Upon our London streets?
The mayor should feel my irate heel
If aught that sound repeats!"

Each voice is hush'd; through silent lanes
To silent homes they creep.
"Now dies the hound that makes a sound;
The sick king cannot sleep."

"Ha! Bring me fife and drum and horn,
And let the trumpet blare!
In ceaseless hum their curses come…
I see their dead eyes glare…"

But high above all drum and fife
And all trumpets' shrill debate,
Five hundred martyr'd voices chant
Their hymn of deathless hate.

translated by Watson Kirkconnell


published in:
The Magyar Muse
An Anthology of Hungarian Poetry 1400-1932
Edited and translated by Watson Kirkconnell, M.A.
Kanadai Magyar Újság Press, 1933
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Bardman wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:I'm obviously deluded...I mean it's me. I believe in true love and kinda believe in zombies.

Oh the God issue, shelved.


It is never a bad idea to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.


You aren't kidding. ALthough I know I'd be "zombie who gets hatcheted by sweaty white female" in the documentary. Which means I got screwed early in the experience...so as usual I suck.
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silentkid wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:...and kinda believe in zombies.


I used to believe in zombies too. Then I watched the new Romero film, Diary of the Dead. It was so utterly terrible that I no longer believe in zombies. A sad day.


The reason you don't believe is that you're already a zombie. Deal with it. Anyone who denies the coming Zombie Apocalypse is a zombie. It's the same logic that works for Dubya in defining who's a terrorist and other type folk.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:The reason you don't believe is that you're already a zombie. Deal with it. Anyone who denies the coming Zombie Apocalypse is a zombie.


I'm totally a zombie...especially today. Great are the wonders of modern medicine. I'm going to start a zombie thread in the off-topic forum.
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Re: I'm Highly Deluded, how about you?

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The Nehor wrote:I just calculated my God Delusion Index.

I'm Highly Deluded making me primitive and superstitious with a belief that satisfying God may lead to favorable results. I'm almost disappointed that I didn't get to be bats*** crazy where you want the human race destroyed, are a threat to civilization, and are unworthy of any respect or tolerance.

Take the test, it's fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCX0JJ16dFM&feature=user

Edit: I would have been bats*** crazy but I'm not sure the Second Coming will occur in my lifetime.

Ditto for me Nehor

and Bold mine double ditto, as well
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Re: I'm Highly Deluded, how about you?

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Mudcat wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I just calculated my God Delusion Index.

I'm Highly Deluded making me primitive and superstitious with a belief that satisfying God may lead to favorable results. I'm almost disappointed that I didn't get to be bats*** crazy where you want the human race destroyed, are a threat to civilization, and are unworthy of any respect or tolerance.

Take the test, it's fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCX0JJ16dFM&feature=user

Edit: I would have been bats*** crazy but I'm not sure the Second Coming will occur in my lifetime.

Ditto for me Nehor

and Bold mine double ditto, as well


We should start a club :)
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Post by _Bardman »

Oh, sure. Mudcat can post a "ditto," but the newb with Bardman as his name gets zapped because I didn't express myself in iambic pentameter! ;)

Edited: Sorry, Mudcat, didn't realize you were as new here as I am.
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Bardman wrote:Oh, sure. Mudcat can post a "ditto," but the newb with Bardman as his name gets zapped because I didn't express myself in iambic pentameter! ;)

Edited: Sorry, Mudcat, didn't realize you were as new here as I am.

Bardman,

With the apparent 'near fanatic' observation of the posts on MADB, we may be new here.....but that doesn't necessarily mean we are 'new here' to all.

&

Nehor,

I am actually already a member of a club that meets the sames criteria, the SBC. But we are looking for a few good men. Interested?;)
"Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good. He's the King, I tell you." - Mr. Beaver in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

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