Jehovah's Witnesses. A patently absurd fraud?

[_TAK]

Do I need to resort to pictograms with you, moron? You were lying about me being a JW.

CC
Are you still a member of record in the LDS Church?

[_Calculus Crusader]

Jehovah's Witnesses like Calculus Crude-sader have misrepresented the doctrine of the Trinity in two ways:

Misrepresentation 1: Jesus is the Father.

This doctrine, called Modalism.

Misrepresentation 2: That there are 3 'gods' in the Trinity.

The Christian Church does not teach this. This is an error known as Tritheism, also rejected by Trinitarians.

The Athanasian Creed (4th - 5th centuries A.D.):

"So the Father is God: the Son is God: and the Holy Spirit is God. And yet they are not three Gods: but one God. So likewise the Father is Lord: the Son is Lord: and the Holy Spirit Lord. And yet not three Lords: but one Lord. For like as we are compelled by the Christian verity: to acknowledge every Person by Himself to be God and Lord: So we are forbidden by the Catholic Religion to say, There be three Gods, or three Lords." The Athanasian Creed clearly defines the Trinity as "one God", and rejects any idea otherwise.

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So, we can already see Calculus Crude-sader misunderstanding the very nature of his own faith. Not only does he reject LARGE SWATHS of his own Bible, but now he fundamentally rejects the deity of his own God.

What weird and crazy way to stay faithful to one's faith. First he's an ex-Mormon who is still a member of record, and now he's a Christian that rejects Christianity.

So. Weird. As if he has any right to judge Mormonsim!

I know the doctrine of the trinity, you lying pos. I corrected the very error you falsely attribute to me here.

[_Calculus Crusader]

Do I need to resort to pictograms with you, moron? You were lying about me being a JW.

CC
Are you still a member of record in the LDS Church?

As far as I know, yes. Thankfully, I do not come from a Mormon family.

[_Calculus Crusader]

Yes. I have observed your manifest stupidity here and it is sufficient to arrive at that conclusion.

For you, I'm sure it is. But again, this only provides commentary on you're own lack.

I want to feel sorry for you; I really do. You certainly deserve pity. It's just so difficult to pity moronic pricks.

Oh well.

All you are capable of is the horse laugh. You have displayed no expertise in this forum because you have no expertise to display, your delusions of adequacy notwithstanding.

[_TAK]

As far as I know, yes. Thankfully, I do not come from a Mormon family.

So how old were you when you joined?

[_Calculus Crusader]

As far as I know, yes. Thankfully, I do not come from a Mormon family.

So how old were you when you joined?

12

[_antishock8]

So how old were you when you joined?

12

How long were you a member, POS?

[_asbestosman]

In one breath, you talk about your numerous accomplishments, and then you mention the study about people being supremely confident in themselves.

That also struck me as ironic.

I'm NOT saying that CC is mediocre, but I am saying that bragging about one's superiority seems like, well, an inferior thing to do. I know it's hard to be humble when you're just so much better than everyone else, but well, actually it's not that hard.

[_marg]

So how old were you when you joined?

12

Before becoming Mormon what Church did you belong to? Did your parents also become Mormon? How long ago did you leave? What church do your parents belong to now?

[_Some Schmo]

For you, I'm sure it is. But again, this only provides commentary on you're own lack.

I want to feel sorry for you; I really do. You certainly deserve pity. It's just so difficult to pity moronic pricks.

Oh well.

All you are capable of is the horse laugh. You have displayed no expertise in this forum because you have no expertise to display, your delusions of adequacy notwithstanding.

Why is it that every time I read one of your posts, I get the feeling you were sobbing all over your keyboard as you wrote it? Are you looking for pity? I ask because I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for you.