Gathering Hen On Mount Olympus

[_Nightlion]

I see a duck..(it doesn't have a tail fanned up.) It's a female duck, facing towards the left, can see it's eye, head and whole body.

It's a chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!

[_Nightlion]

The response to Nightlion leads me to wonder how a "prophet" or messenger from "God" of some sort from antiquity announcing his "prophecy/message" on the Internet to the highly skeptical masses would go down. I imagine something like this:

Moses: Behold! I recieved a message from a burning bush!

Internet Critic: I Call b***s***! CFR! CFR!!!!

Moses: CFR? WTF? The Lord spoke to me. He said to go to Egypt and free his people from bondage.

Internet Critic: What "people"? I want evidence that these people A) exist B) exist in Egypt C) need to be let go. From whom should they be freed? How are the living conditions intolerable in Egypt? According to whom? Your opinion or do to city/county/state/federal/international law? The specific statute that suggests that they should be freed? Statute suggesting that you an unelected private citizen should be allow to facilitate the release of people in a foreign state? Philosophically speaking can anyone truly be free? CFR that you recieved a message from a burning bush! Where is the audio/video of this burning bush? CFR! (by the way Bondage is totally cool as long as both parties are adult and consent to the act. Just because you disagree with a person's sexual appetites does not give you the right to suggest they need to be freed). Bad form you intolerant bigot.

Dunamis: Moses please respond to the CFR. If you can't then retract your statement or modify your post to acknowledge that you can't back up your statements with fact and are only your opinion. Failure to do so will lead to a suspension for breaking Godwin's Law.

Not by half. You left out the mental crueltyand the snitting envy.

[_Nightlion]

I don't see anything.

How 'bout using your mad PaintBrush skills and outlining it for us?

If I knew how to PaintBrush, I'd do it. There is an outline of a duck. Not a hen. It's almost swan-like.

There. I put up another picture with the outline erased.
Everybody? Please start over.

Now how many see the gathering hen?

No ducks. don't let the wiff of cloud mislead you.

[_Jersey Girl]

I see a duck..(it doesn't have a tail fanned up.) It's a female duck, facing towards the left, can see it's eye, head and whole body.

Is the duck dead or alive?
If dead, has it been shot?
Is the eye looking at you?
Do you think that it died with it's eyes open?

[_The Nehor]

wow, who knew the Nehor was such a violent critic when it comes to people of a different faith?

Scratch did. I threatened to butcher Uncle Creepy alive once.

Did Nightlion hurt anyone?

Yes, he hurt himself.

Did he do anything other than offer the tenets of his sincerely held faith?

Yes, he also rambled about a mountain.

by the way, this will always be the number one example of the apolgist's hypocrisy.

Yes, DR. ROBBERS. I agree oh wise Scratchite freak. Please start a thread about this or better yet write a paper.

If the person of faith stands in relation to themselves as they do to mainstream Christianity, they feel free to mock, jeer, and bash away.

I mock only in the spirit of Elijah before me who mocked the sincerely held beliefs of the poor priests of Baal. We're such bastards.

[_Jersey Girl]

There. I put up another picture with the outline erased.
Everybody? Please start over.

Now how many see the gathering hen?

No ducks. don't let the wiff of cloud mislead you.

That's not at all what the duck looks like. That's a McDonald's sign. by the way, it's supposed to be yellow, not white.

[_karl61]

I see a dog that just turned around with his ears up.

[_Nightlion]

There. I put up another picture with the outline erased.
Everybody? Please start over.

Now how many see the gathering hen?

No ducks. don't let the wiff of cloud mislead you.

That's not at all what the duck looks like. That's a McDonald's sign. by the way, it's supposed to be yellow, not white.

NO! Not the erased part.
You know? The stuff that did not get erased.
Right underneath the McDonald's white arches.
Sheesh. This better get worth it real quick.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Don't mind Jersey Girl. She thinks everything looks like a duck, including the alligator I'm cuddling in my avatar.

I bet Jersey Girl's pugs look like ducks.

KA

[_The Nehor]

The cloud in the upper left looks like a horsie breathing fire.