Cassius Gives High Mopologetics Studies Honor to Pa Pa

[_Doctor Scratch]

Is this a truly prestigious award that comes with a monetary prize, like the Nobel Prize and the $1million? Or is this one of those cheapie paper awards that are forgotten tomorrow like Salesman of the Month from Joe's Car Shack?

The Sampson Avard Golden Scepter is absolutely a prestigious and valuable award. I don't have the figures on hand at the moment, but I can assure you that it has a substantial monetary value. But perhaps its real value is its totemic power--you can literally wield the thing. Now Pa Pa can wave his scepter over the Mopologists in much the same way that Elder Bruce McConkie once waved his very own "scepter of judgment" over the head of Eugene England.

[_Kishkumen]

Now Pa Pa can wave his scepter over the Mopologists in much the same way that Elder Bruce McConkie once waved his very own "scepter of judgment" over the head of Eugene England.

If that ain't worth a mint, I don't know what is.

[_RockSlider]

I all but hit the submit button to the following response to Will:

"With Pa Pa's new found assertiveness, I can't help but wonder if he has not found this Impact training very useful"

here:
http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208940140

But thought the better of it, figured it a for sure ban.

[_Gadianton]

Now Pa Pa can wave his scepter over the Mopologists in much the same way that Elder Bruce McConkie once waved his very own "scepter of judgment" over the head of Eugene England.

Or how about the rusty hatchet that FARMS has terrorized Chapel Mormon authors with for decades?