Jerkhood of the Year Nominations

[_Jersey Girl]

How is Some_Schmo any different from anyone else?

I don't get it.

He's the longest running consistently jerkish jerk on MDB. That's how.

Stop questioning my choices or you'll mess up your chances for "Sexiest Poster Aliiiiive".

[_The Nehor]

I would have nominated Simon Belmont for Jerkhood of the Year, but I think Twerphood of the Year is much more fitting for him. The Nehor did much to redeem himself in his arguments with the grim ideologue Droopy.

Yuck, I have no desire to be 'redeemed' because I disagreed with someone you dislike. I nominate Kishkumen for being an unthinking lackey of Scratch.

(Hopefully this will undo this redemption thing)

[_Some Schmo]

Jersey Girl... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. I've never felt so honored in my whole life.

*sheds single tear of gratitude*

Move outta the way, Scratch. I'm taking this thing to the finish line!

(Although I have to admit, Yahoo Bot does present some fierce competition).

[_Jersey Girl]

Jersey Girl... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. I've never felt so honored in my whole life.

*sheds single tear of gratitude*

Move outta the way, Scratch. I'm taking this thing to the finish line!

(Although I have to admit, Yahoo Bot does present some fierce competition).

I aim to please!
;-)

[_Molok]

I would just like to nominate myself for jerk of the year, and anyone who disagrees can go “F” themselves.

[_honorentheos]

How is Some_Schmo any different from anyone else?

I don't get it.

Some Schmo's behavior being what it is, he practically BEGGED to be nominated.

[_Hades]

For those of you who disagree with the Schmo nomination, let me tell you....yer all just whacked. Apparently you think he's some sorta warm fuzzy wrapped in a blanket. Not so! He has elevated Jerkhood to fine art status right before your eyes.

He is the jerk of all jerks. The King of Jerks. The longest running Jerk on MDB. The Jerk whom Jerkwannabe's only wish they could emulate.

Ain't happening, folks. When it comes to Jerkhood, Schmo is the "go to guy".

I must be a jerkwannabe, because I would like to be able to emulate Schmo. No one can smack you up-side the head with reality like Schmo can. I love it.

[_Gordon]

It's "further", not farther.

Gee...thanks...'professor'.

"Although some usage guides insist that only farther should be used for physical distance ( We walked farther than we planned ), farther and further have been used interchangeably throughout much of their histories."

"There is no historical basis for the notion that farther is of physical distance and further of degree or quality."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/farther

"If we speak of a statement that is far from the truth, for example, we should also allow the use of farther in a sentence such as Nothing could be farther from the truth."

http://www.yourdictionary.com/farther

you have shown yourself to be in direct opposition with the Mission Statement of your church, and an uncaring human being.

Not so at all.

but I do wish you could empathize with the woman and her child.

Oh, trust me, I do.

You Mopologizing on behalf of your church in this instance is pathetic.

Like I said on that thread, I didn't post to defend the Church.

[_Simon Belmont]

Hello,

I would like to nominate Ms. Jersey Girl for existing.

V/R
Dr. Cam

Fattest poster award, right here folks!

[_Simon Belmont]

When it comes down to a vote, SB will win, unless he sends his sock-puppets and friends in to vote for someone else.

We shall see. You may be right, since I have no friends and no sock puppets.