Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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I'll bet there'll be a woman in heaven for Paul, who will be able to taken his attention away from Vincent Vanguard. She might be quite manly, but hey, whatever it takes.


Only if God through force changes my true sexual orientation and goes against my personal wishes as a free soul. I like boys and always want to keep it that way. If God tries to change that then I will curse him and tell him to mind his own business. My life belongs to me, not God. Christ doesn't have any claim on me. I reject him and his stupid atonement. My penis belongs to me, not God's! I'll do whatever I want with it and I dare God to stop me! He can't stop me now and he won't be able to stop me later! As far as I'm concerned he can murder his Son all over again and nail him to a second cross.

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Shulem wrote:
I'll bet there'll be a woman in heaven for Paul, who will be able to taken his attention away from Vincent Vanguard. She might be quite manly, but hey, whatever it takes.


Only if God through force changes my true sexual orientation and goes against my personal wishes as a free soul. I like boys and always want to keep it that way. If God tries to change that then I will curse him and tell him to mind his own business. My life belongs to me, not God. Christ doesn't have any claim on me. I reject him and his stupid atonement. My penis belongs to me, not God's! I'll do whatever I want with it and I dare God to stop me! He can't stop me now and he won't be able to stop me later! As far as I'm concerned he can murder his Son all over again and nail him to a second cross.

Paul O


I see that the closet is now minus one Paul O. About time.

:-)
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And one more thing. . . . I promise you that I'm going to put my resurrected tongue on someone's resurrected penis and I dare the Holy Ghost (he who runs the telestial kingdom D&C 76) to stop me!

I'll do it and film it for everyone to see. The telestial kingdom is going to be so much fun! Hellz yeah! Party in the telestial kingdom! My resurrected tongue is going to love it!

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Shulem wrote:And one more thing. . . . I promise you that I'm going to put my resurrected tongue on someone's resurrected penis and I dare the Holy Ghost (he who runs the telestial kingdom D&C 76) to stop me!

I'll do it and film it for everyone to see. The telestial kingdom is going to be so much fun! Hellz yeah! Party in the telestial kingdom! My resurrected tongue is going to love it!

Paul O


Good stuff Shulem!
I think I'm sensing my long dead homophobia start to resurrect....
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I see that the closet is now minus one Paul O. About time.

:-)


Damn right. And my crotch is not going to be smoothe like your's in the resurrection. I'm proud of my parts! They will rise with me in the resurrection!

Rise!

:-)

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Shulem wrote:
I see that the closet is now minus one Paul O. About time.

:-)


Damn right. And my crotch is not going to be smoothe like your's in the resurrection. I'm proud of my parts! They will rise with me in the resurrection!

Rise!

:-)

Paul O


So, are these your first posts as an openly gay man? Just curious...
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So, are these your first posts as an openly gay man? Just curious...


These posts are probably the most blunt I've done so far. I love being gay. The thought of being a smoothie in the telestial kingdom or any other kingdom is just wrong. If there is a resurrection, my penis will rise in it and poke anything it wants. The Mormon church cannot stop my penis. I defy the church to make me a smoothie.

I want to make love in front of everyone in the telestial kingdom and I invite the middle kingdom to watch. But the celestial kingdom is not invited.

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Shulem wrote:
So, are these your first posts as an openly gay man? Just curious...


These posts are probably the most blunt I've done so far. I love being gay. The thought of being a smoothie in the telestial kingdom or any other kingdom is just wrong. If there is a resurrection, my penis will rise in it and poke anything it wants. The Mormon church cannot stop my penis. I defy the church to make me a smoothie.

I want to make love in front of everyone in the telestial kingdom and I invite the middle kingdom to watch. But the celestial kingdom is not invited.

Paul O


And a hush fell over the crowd...

Paul,

I'm so glad I got to see this happen. I told you a long time ago I would support you in that regard. Do you remember? I don't really agree with how you went about it, but the choice is all yours.

Nice to see you as your authentic self--and out!

Take good care,
Jersey Girl
;-)

p.s. And I am glad that I got a chance to keep my promise to you tonight.
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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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I have trouble understanding the logistics of how a "heaven" could work. A place of all pleasure and no pain. (aren't even the lower kingdoms considered heaven?)

Even a place of all delight, would still have levels of delight, and anything less of a greatest delight, once experienced would then be considered pain.....relatively speaking.
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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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Blixa wrote:Spiritual formaldehyde, or perhaps celestial Plastination.


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