Coming out - not the gay kind...

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Re: Coming out - not the gay kind...

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Buffalo wrote:
stemelbow wrote:Do it.

My name is David Troy Anthony Bennett. i have a wife and three kids ages 13, 3, and 3 mos. I live in sandy Utah. I coach my 13 year old's basketball team--which so happens to be my favorite sport. I weigh 175 lbs and am in the process of getting back in shape so I'll shed 15 or so, I imagine. My hair is black, my eyes are brown, my mustache is fluffy, my nipple piercings are shiney. I chew my fingernails, which totally annoys my wife so i try not to very often. I am amazing at preserving underpants. They remain pristine after 10 years of use.

Peace to you all.


Now you'd REALLY better not lose your faith, Stem. Otherwise Schryver may do to you what he did to Runtu.


Buff, did you miss the part where stem 'outs' his piercings, facial hair and gentile under garments? His faith is long gone.
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Re: Coming out - not the gay kind...

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Buffalo wrote:Now you'd REALLY better not lose your faith, Stem. Otherwise Schryver may do to you what he did to Runtu.


For the record, I do not know who sent the emails to my wife. Oddly, however, both Wheat/Nomad and Schryver accused me of making the whole thing up.
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Runtu wrote:
For the record, I do not know who sent the emails to my wife. Oddly, however, both Wheat/Nomad and Schryver accused me of making the whole thing up.


It is my understanding that Will has a forthcoming paper that will explain this whole situation in detail.
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Re: Coming out - not the gay kind...

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Runtu wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Now you'd REALLY better not lose your faith, Stem. Otherwise Schryver may do to you what he did to Runtu.


For the record, I do not know who sent the emails to my wife. Oddly, however, both Wheat/Nomad and Schryver accused me of making the whole thing up.


In other words, Will accused you three times in a row of making it all up. ;)
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Buffalo wrote:Now you'd REALLY better not lose your faith, Stem. Otherwise Schryver may do to you what he did to Runtu.


Obviously I'm not afraid of Schryver, you, Scratch, Shades, nor Schmoe for that matter. Bring it boys.
Love ya tons,
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stemelbow wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Now you'd REALLY better not lose your faith, Stem. Otherwise Schryver may do to you what he did to Runtu.


Obviously I'm not afraid of Schryver, you, Scratch, Shades, nor Schmoe for that matter. Bring it boys.


Schryver is a Danite who has had his calling an election made sure. Just an FYI. ;)
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stemelbow wrote:
Obviously I'm not afraid of Schryver, you, Scratch, Shades, nor Schmoe for that matter. Bring it boys.


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Buffalo wrote:Schryver is a Danite who has had his calling an election made sure. Just an FYI. ;)


My goodness, what's with your Schryver obsession?(-:
Love ya tons,
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Re: Coming out - not the gay kind...

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stemelbow wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Schryver is a Danite who has had his calling an election made sure. Just an FYI. ;)


My goodness, what's with your Schryver obsession?(-:


His manly mannishness and dashing Danite derring-do make him irresistible!
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Re: Coming out - not the gay kind...

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Hell no. Stay anonymous. There are too many religious zealots who would do you harm and damage if they could.

They are sick that way.
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