Problems with the Catalyst Theory

[High Spy]

Suppose I were to tell you that I was born on 08 March 1949. What numerological significance might you attach to my birth date?

That you perhaps have a relatively low Social Security number and that you existed before zip codes?

I lived on the smallest hottest U.S. possession where there are no addresses, and also the largest-coldest. That should count for something, but then again I’m OK so long as The Spy FM continues to fill my audio cavities with sweet sounds.

[Marcus]

Probability and the Birthday Paradox.

Did you not get that I took and passed with flying colors a graduate level course in probability, and that is barely junior high level stuff. Is that the best you can do.

Lol, no, your posts on this do not illustrate that you "took and passed with flying colors a graduate level course in probability."

To be brutally honest, they illustrate exactly the opposite, that you do not understand even the most rudimentary principles of probability.

[drumdude]

G becomes S, because it’s a message for the entire world, so a time zone halfway around the world is a better representation.

You had me going until this one, I laughed out loud. This has got to be a parody of something.

[Marcus]

G becomes S, because it’s a message for the entire world, so a time zone halfway around the world is a better representation.

You had me going until this one, I laughed out loud. This has got to be a parody of something.

Seriously. Here's another. If you take the numbers and letters from the 9:07 am event on the 18th day of March of the 2020 you get

I - G -A-M - R - C - T -T.

And since one knee shall bend around the world, one of the 20=Ts moves half way around the world, and becomes 12 less for 8=H, and I becomes 2 of the letter I because two eyes are needed to see better, it becomes

I -I- G -A-M - R - C - H-T.

Descramble to find out if am I correct about the lack of probability theory in this farago of foolishness:

C? I AM RIGHT.

[High Spy]

G becomes S, because it’s a message for the entire world, so a time zone halfway around the world is a better representation.

You had me going until this one, I laughed out loud. This has got to be a parody of something.

What time zone represents the entire world.

Please do let us know as it’s impossible to know the day or the hour of any event without defining a specific time zone. It only proves SLC, Missouri or any other place is important above all other places. The 12 hour shift was a brilliant way to encapsulate all the time zones into a single number and letter.

How many years did Phony Moroni ride upon a baloney pony, before he was bucked off by a 5.7 magnitude at that exact minute.

Now multiply N number of years by 365, 24, and 60 (N x 365 x 24 x 60), and that is the denominator.

How many alternate minutes spell a savior’s name.

That is the numerator, so something like 57/5,256,000 if N is 100.

Can you list 57 alternate patterns.

Do so and the chance of random occurrence is 1 in 10 million.

List 570, and the chance is 1 in a million.

I would be tremendously surprised if you can list 100.

Go ahead and surprise me if you can.

[Physics Guy]

Writing the words L’Empereur Napoléon in numbers, it appears that the sum of them is 666, and that Napoleon was therefore the beast foretold in the Apocalypse. Moreover, by applying the same system to the words quarante-deux, which was the term allowed to the beast that “spoke great things and blasphemies,” the same number 666 was obtained; from which it followed that the limit fixed for Napoleon’s power had come in the year 1812 when the French emperor was forty-two. This prophecy pleased Pierre very much and he often asked himself what would put an end to the power of the beast, that is, of Napoleon, and tried by the same system of using letters as numbers and adding them up, to find an answer to the question that engrossed him. He wrote the words L’Empereur Alexandre, La nation russe and added up their numbers, but the sums were either more or less than 666. Once when making such calculations he wrote down his own name in French, Comte Pierre Besouhoff, but the sum of the numbers did not come right. Then he changed the spelling, substituting a z for the s and adding de and the article l.e [The French masculine definite article “L E” is NOT “law enforcement”! This board’s idiotic auto-censor ought to embarrass a pedant like Shades.], still without obtaining the desired result. Then it occurred to him: if the answer to the question were contained in his name, his nationality would also be given in the answer. So he wrote L.e russe Besuhof and adding up the numbers got 671. This was only five too much, and five was represented by e, the very letter elided from the article l.e before the word Empereur. By omitting the e, though incorrectly, Pierre got the answer he sought. L’russe Besuhof made 666. This discovery excited him. How, or by what means, he was connected with the great event foretold in the Apocalypse he did not know, but he did not doubt that connection for a moment. His love for Natásha, Antichrist, Napoleon, the invasion, the comet, 666, L’Empereur Napoléon, and L’russe Besuhof—all this had to mature and culminate, to lift him out of that spellbound, petty sphere of Moscow habits in which he felt himself held captive and lead him to a great achievement and great happiness.

[Moksha]

I received my patriarchal blessing on ETB’s birthday, after watching him sit silently in sacrament meeting.

Same Birthday as Barak Obama, Elizabeth the Queen Mother, Percy Bysshe Shelley, and some Penguin. Numerically, only the change from Gojira to Godzilla tends to support the Catalyst theory.

[drumdude]

I received my patriarchal blessing on ETB’s birthday, after watching him sit silently in sacrament meeting.

Same Birthday as Barak Obama, Elizabeth the Queen Mother, Percy Bysshe Shelley, and some Penguin. Numerically, only the change from Gojira to Godzilla tends to support the Catalyst theory.

Your post ID is 2837976 made at time 1688152344.

Convert to letters and you get B H C G I G F and A F H H A E B C D D.

Barrack Hussein Che Guevara International Gurilla Fighter.

Always Follow Him He Always Enjoys Being Called Dowsing Dan.


The chances of this hidden message existing in your post ID and time stamp that you didn’t choose are a bazillion to one!

[Moksha]

The chances of this hidden message existing in your post ID and time stamp that you didn’t choose are a bazillion to one!

Does that tend to prove Discuss Mormonism is the one true message board or not? Does that extend to Perfume?

[drumdude]

The chances of this hidden message existing in your post ID and time stamp that you didn’t choose are a bazillion to one!

Does that tend to prove Discuss Mormonism is the one true message board or not? Does that extend to Perfume?

We will need Kyler Rasmussen to run the numbers