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[Shulem]

“And it came to pass that the people of Nephi did till the land, and raise all manner of grain, and of fruit, and flocks of herds, and flocks of all manner of cattle of every kind, and goats, and wild goats, and also many horses.”

It's a miracle!!

[Shulem]

Shulem, did the Nephites ever make use of capybaras in their military campaigns?

You might find that story in the missing 116 page Manuscript wherein the Nephites released several dozen of the biting critters into the camp of the Lamanites at night. The women tore out of their tents screaming and children scattered everywhere.

In truth, Mark Twain was much too kind in anything he had to say about the Book of Mormon which is the most ridiculous book ever written -- a book for freaks, clowns, and circus animals of every kind. Yes, step right up and see the show -- the amazing Book of Mormon, written by horny Joe and straight laced Oliver, his little buddy in crime.

It only takes half a brain to believe the Book of Mormon. It takes a spiritually stunted mind to believe that a Holy Ghost is telling them the book is true. That is the witness of foolishness and mental derision. Book of Mormon stories are infamous and totally made-up out of the lying mind of Smith who neglected to reveal the King's name contained within an invisible Cartouche in Facsimile No. 3. Isn't that right, John-boy Gee, you dodo? Isn't that right, Peterson, you liar for the Lord -- and lousy school teacher at that. Go retire, nobody wants you anymore.

[Shulem]

FROM THE VAULT: MINERVA TEICHERT’S Book of Mormon PAINTINGS

A horse is a horse of course when it's depicting faith in the Book of Mormon!




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[Shulem]

The Book of Mormon really is true! An ancient Mormon horse has been discovered!

[Shulem]

What to do with a Book of Mormon horse

[Moksha]

1. Detecting whether the dog is Nephite or Lamanite.
2. Determining if the dog is kosher.