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LDSToronto wrote:"Anyway the purpose of the Church is not to stand for right, it is to save souls." -nicolasconnault, MD&D


That sounds like a Catholic apologetic :D
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Pa Pa wrote:
LDSToronto wrote:"Anyway the purpose of the Church is not to stand for right, it is to save souls." -nicolasconnault, MD&D

You disagree?


What kind of nut would agree? The One True Church is not supposed to stand for the right? The One True Church sees standing for the right and saving souls as separate, mutually exclusive things? Only an anti-mormon would try to pin that on the church.
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The True Meaning of Apologetics

Mola Ram Suda Ram, on 26 January 2011 - 09:24 AM, said: "I never denied it as a fact. Just as an FYI."
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Blixa wrote:What kind of nut would agree? The One True Church is not supposed to stand for the right? The One True Church sees standing for the right and saving souls as separate, mutually exclusive things? Only an anti-mormon would try to pin that on the church.


Blixa, perhaps the feeling is that cutting back on standing for what is right is necessary if one is to concomitantly support such ideas as the use of torture for extracting information, denying the desirability of health care for all, etc....
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moksha wrote:
Blixa wrote:What kind of nut would agree? The One True Church is not supposed to stand for the right? The One True Church sees standing for the right and saving souls as separate, mutually exclusive things? Only an anti-mormon would try to pin that on the church.


Blixa, perhaps the feeling is that cutting back on standing for what is right is necessary if one is to concomitantly support such ideas as the use of torture for extracting information, denying the desirability of health care for all, etc....


True. But I believe in a better Mormonism, because I know better Mormons....: )
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LDSToronto wrote:"Anyway the purpose of the Church is not to stand for right, it is to save souls." -nicolasconnault, MD&D


I was actually part of that discussion with Nick, lol. Awe, the fond memories from my days at MAD :)
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keithb wrote:I was actually part of that discussion with Nick, lol. Awe, the fond memories from my days at MAD :)


Isn't he that celibate French guy married to an Australian?
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Runtu wrote:
keithb wrote:I was actually part of that discussion with Nick, lol. Awe, the fond memories from my days at MAD :)


Isn't he that celibate French guy married to an Australian?


Possibly.

To be honest, when people make comments about their personal lives on message boards, the comments tend to go in one ear and out the other, as the saying goes.

If he is actually celibate, that would go a long way towards explaining his frustration in life.
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Mordecai wrote:LOL Like getting gov't recognition makes you equal. When the gov't starts giving congressional medals of honor to people who buy "green" vehicles, that will not make their behavior equal to actual heroes. Similarly, a gay union is never going to be a real marriage.


hmmm.....
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thesometimessaint wrote:May 14, 1961 - Apostle Joseph Fielding Smith announces to stake conference in Honolulu:

"We will never get a man into space. This earth is man's sphere and it was never intended that he should get away from it."

Smith, the Twelve's president and next in succession as LDS President, adds:

"The moon is a superior planet to the earth and it was never intended that man should go there. You can write it down in your books that this will never happen."

On 20 July 1969 U.S. Astronauts are first men to walk on moon.


Jason wrote:To this point no one has ever lived in space for more than a year or so, and the astronauts didn't stay on the moon for more than two or three days. So President Smith is pretty much correct - aside from some momentary forays we haven't gotten away from the Earth.


frankenstein wrote:but aren't just making up words for a Prophet, or teaching your own opinion in place of what the Prophet actually stated?


Jason wrote:Nope.

The context is that mankind is basically bound to this Earth. This is apparently true - no living man has gone beyond the orbit of the Moon, which itself orbits the Earth, no one has ever been born or died somewhere other than Earth (albeit some have died at a considerable altitude), and even the astronauts and cosmonauts who have put in years in space did it all in low Earth orbit, essentially at a high altitude.
On the day we establish a permanent self-sustaining colony on Mars or some other planet and people are born there - on that day he'll be proven wrong. If the Second Coming happens first then he'll have been right.


Holy crap, what a moron that Jason guy is.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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