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Re: Mormon Discussions and Covenants

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Tator wrote:Mormon Jesus,

thank you, thank you, thank you for visiting Tobin on the night of his one and only conquest. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Mormon Jesus for not letting Tobin reproduce.

Amen,
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Would ordinarily not pile on, but since Tobin has me on permanent ignore:

Now that thar's funny.
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Outside of the shining brilliance of Mormon Jesus, shades wins the internet for the day, with tator in a close second.
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Mormon Jesus wrote:unto ye


Hey, how come Shades doesn't correct the grammatical errors of Mormon Jesus?
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asbestosman wrote:
Mormon Jesus wrote:unto ye

Hey, how come Shades doesn't correct the grammatical errors of Mormon Jesus?

"Ye" is plural for "you." So it's not a grammatical error.
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Dr. Shades wrote:"Ye" is plural for "you." So it's not a grammatical error.

Actually it is. "Ye" is a subject pronoun not an object pronoun. Since in this instance "ye" is preceded by "unto" it should be the object pronoun "you".

It would be like saying "unto he" instead of "unto him".
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asbestosman wrote:
Mormon Jesus wrote:unto ye


Hey, how come Shades doesn't correct the grammatical errors of Mormon Jesus?


Because this is Mormon Jesus, not King James Version Jesus. There is an important dialectal difference between the two.
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Chap wrote:Because this is Mormon Jesus, not King James Version Jesus. There is an important dialectal difference between the two.

Yes. In fact this has strengthened my testimony that this is the true Mormon Jesus.
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Yes one uses actual king James English and the other uses the pidgin bastardized Book of Mormon version Joseph Smith produced.
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 11 April 2012.

Edited thirteen times.



Goes to show that a decent revelation of any substance and/or length is more than likely going to go through multiple revisions. :smile:

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I love this thread.

Thank you Mormon Jesus.

Best thread ever.
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