William Schryver's Book of Abraham documentary...

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cosmo junction wrote:
William Schryver wrote: In the immortal words of Ulysses Everett McGill: “It’s fruitless to look for reason in the chambers of the human heart.”


Actually, the saying goes, "it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart," which is really pretty funny considering the setting here.

You're so right!

I knew it wasn't quite right when I wrote it down. Who woulda thunk that I could have made it even more "wordy" than it was when it originally came out of Everett's mouth?

By the way, that's my favorite movie of all time. My wife's, too. We watch it like ............. oh, I don't know, three or four times a year. Whenever we need to laugh, we pop the DVD in the player. It's probably the greatest script ever -- at least I think so.

And truer words were never spoken: "It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

Unless, of course, it was:

But fear not the obstacles in your path, for Fate has vouchsafed your reward. And though the road may wind, and yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye foller the way, even unto your salvation.


Or maybe it was this one:

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


Or perhaps one of these would suit you better:

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere!


Thank God your mama died givin' birth - if she'd a seen ya she'd a died of shame...


... the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment, but I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies a the goddamn field ...


You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here'd go right off their feed!


Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!


I have spoken my piece and counted to three.


Yessir, the South is gonna change. Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a payin' basis. Out with the old spiritual mumbo-jumbo, the superstitions and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everyone a wire and hook us all up to a grid. Yessir, a veritable age of reason - like the one they had in France - and not a moment too soon...


Oh, I love that movie ...
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William Schryver wrote: Oh, I love that movie ...


Me too!

How about this one? "What line of work are you in, Big Dan?"

"The truth, every blessed word of it."

And then, after gustation:

"The trade is not complicated. There are two things to learn... One, find a wholesaler, the word of God in bulk, as it were. Two, recognise your customer. Who are you dealing with? It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak."

A clever man, that Big Dan Teague.
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Runtu wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:I figured out the Ultimate Question. It's "how old is Runtu?"


That's easy. He's 43...the same age as me.

;)


Actually, I will be 42 for 3 more days. Neener neener!


:P

And....an early Happy Birthday!

;)

Since I'm older than you, does that mean I get to spank the birthday boy?
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William Schryver wrote:Oh, I love that movie ...


Hey, I'm lost! Unfortunately, that's not unusual...

From what film do those quotes come? What movie do you and Cosmo love?

KA
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Oh, I love that movie ...


Hey, I'm lost! Unfortunately, that's not unusual...

From what film do those quotes come? What movie do you and Cosmo love?

KA


"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"

By Joel and Ethan Coen

No two finer gentlemen ever broke and entered.
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liz3564 wrote:
Runtu wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:I figured out the Ultimate Question. It's "how old is Runtu?"


That's easy. He's 43...the same age as me.

;)


Actually, I will be 42 for 3 more days. Neener neener!


:P

And....an early Happy Birthday!

;)

Since I'm older than you, does that mean I get to spank the birthday boy?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Question
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CaliforniaKid wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Question


Oh, crap. How did I miss the allusion?
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If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
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Runtu wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Question


Oh, crap. How did I miss the allusion?


OK, I feel stupid now, too.

LOL
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Oh, I love that movie ...


Hey, I'm lost! Unfortunately, that's not unusual...

From what film do those quotes come? What movie do you and Cosmo love?

KA


The movies O Brother Where Art Thou?. I love Big Dan Teague!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_brother_where_art_thou
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cosmo junction wrote:
William Schryver wrote: Oh, I love that movie ...


Me too!

How about this one? "What line of work are you in, Big Dan?"

"The truth, every blessed word of it."

And then, after gustation:

"The trade is not complicated. There are two things to learn... One, find a wholesaler, the word of God in bulk, as it were. Two, recognise your customer. Who are you dealing with? It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak."

A clever man, that Big Dan Teague.

One of my favorite scenes is when George Clooney is spitting corn kernels out of his mouth after Big Dan clubs him.

And the constant sideshow of Gov'nor Pappy "Pass the Farina" O'Daniel with his stupid son and his advisors ... it just kills me.

Pappy O'Daniel sits on the veranda of the Governor's Mansion, smoking a cigar and sipping from a glass of bourbon as the evening sun goes down.

PAPPY
I signed that bill! I signed a dozen a
those aggi-culture bills! Everyone
knows I'm a friend a the fahmuh! What
do I gotta do, start diddlin' livestock?!

JUNIOR
We cain't do that, Daddy, we might offend
our constichency.

PAPPY
We ain't got a constichency! Stokes got a
constichency!

ECKARD
Them straw polls is ugly.

SPIVEY
Stokes is pullin' ah pants down.

ECKARD
Gonna pluck us off the tit.

SPIVEY
Pappy gonna be sittin' there pants down and
Stokes at the table soppin' up the gravy.

ECKARD
Latch right on to that tit.

SPIVEY
Wipin' little circles with his bread.

ECKARD
Suckin' away.

SPIVEY
Well, it's a well-run campaign, midget'n
broom'n whatnot.

ECKARD
Devil his due.

SPIVEY
Helluva awgazation.

JUNIOR
Say, I gotten idee.

ECKARD
What sat, Junior?

JUNIOR
We could hire us a little fella even
smaller'n Stokes's.

Pappy whips at him with his hat.

PAPPY
Y'ignorant slope-shouldered sack a guts!
Why we'd look like a buncha satchel-ass
Johnnie-Come-Latelies braggin' on our
own midget! Don't matter how stumpy! And
that's the goddamn problem right there -
people think this Stokes got fresh ideas,
he's oh coorant and we the past.

ECKARD
Problem a p'seption.

SPIVEY
Ass right.

ECKARD
Reason why he's pullin' ah pants down.

SPIVEY
Gonna paddle ah little bee-hind.

ECKARD
Ain't gonna paddle it; he's gonna kick
it real hard.

With his mouth forming an O around his dropping cigar, Pappy looks sadly from one to the other, like a spectator at a particularly boring tennis match.

SPIVEY
No, I believe he's a-gonna paddle it.

ECKARD
Well now, I don't believe assa property
scription.

SPIVEY
Well, that's how I characterize it.

ECKARD
Well, I believe it's mawva kickin'
sichation.

SPIVEY
Pullin' ah pants down...

ECKARD
Wipin' little circles with his bread...


If I keep this up, I'm gonna have to pop the DVD into my computer right here and now ...
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