I can see the vixen, sitting naked, bareback on a horse, with a python wrapped around her. A 'page three' expose. :)
Can you remember that one, Miss Taken?
I don't care what anyone says about her looks. For a young 19-20 year old, on a mission in England, it looked pretty good.
Richard M. Eyre was the Mission President at the time. The one who co-authored a bunch of books with our favorite, truth-telling GA, the world-series pitcher, missile-dodging Paul H. Dunn.
Fun times!
There were some pretty raunchy pictures of her at the time, as I remember! I think they parodied her skiing down a mountain with a carnation up her nose (naked), which is what she said she would do for him. That one, kind of stuck with everyone I think. I tried to find some images, but I have safe search on!!
Mary
"It's a little like the Confederate Constitution guaranteeing the freedom to own slaves. Irony doesn't exist for bigots or fanatics." Maksutov
I can see the vixen, sitting naked, bareback on a horse, with a python wrapped around her. A 'page three' expose. :)
Can you remember that one, Miss Taken?
I don't care what anyone says about her looks. For a young 19-20 year old, on a mission in England, it looked pretty good.
Richard M. Eyre was the Mission President at the time. The one who co-authored a bunch of books with our favorite, truth-telling GA, the world-series pitcher, missile-dodging Paul H. Dunn.
Fun times!
There were some pretty raunchy pictures of her at the time, as I remember! I think they parodied her skiing down a mountain with a carnation up her nose (naked), which is what she said she would do for him. That one, kind of stuck with everyone I think. I tried to find some images, but I have safe search on!!
Mary
LOL. Maybe I will look around. Back in a bit if I find anything worthwhile.
I detest my loose style and my libertine sentiments. I thank God, who has removed from my eyes the veil... Adrian Beverland
I recall hearing about this incident on my mission, but I wrote it off as missionary legend. I wonder how many other missionary legends have at least a grain of truth in them.
Others here have commented about how you shouldn't make fun of someone who was raped, and I agree. Yet, when I heard the story as a super-horny-sexually-deprived 19 year old, I recall thinking "Wow, that would be great - sex without the guilt, and I get to stay on my mission". Perhaps I'd think differently if it happened to me.
"There is no shame in watching porn." - why me, 08/15/11
"The answer is: ...poontang." - darricktevenson, 01/10/11
Daniel Peterson is a "Gap-Toothed Lizard Man" - Daniel Peterson, 12/06/08
There are times when you don't want to pop a woody [see graduation, at a wedding ceremony, while giving a presentation, etc] but sometimes it happens despite itself. That little bastard between our legs really does have a mind of his own. Bastard.
HAHAHAHAHAHA... for some reason I'm strongly tempted to use that as my signature on the World of Warcraft forums. I'm glad a guy was finally brave enough to chime in and confirm this for all of us girls.
Yeah. Tis true. And it's not something to be wanted. Trust me. Unless you're in the bedroom, it's embarrassing [heck it's often embarrassing in the bedroom the first few times with someone new], probably a combination of some societal anti-sex undercurrents, partly because it might be seen as lack of self control/self discipline, partly because you're afraid the lady might notice and ask "is that it?"
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
That McKinney became tabloid fodder in 1978 when she kidnapped 110kg Mormon missionary Kirk Anderson, shackled him to a bed with mink-lined handcuffs and forced him to have sex.
McKinney, who recruited the help of a friend, had Anderson chloroformed, hidden under a blanket and driven 300km to a 17th-century "honeymoon cottage" in Devon, England, where he was chained to a bed.
When McKinney's attempts to convince Anderson to marry her failed, she slipped into a see-through nightie and had sex with him.
Anderson later told a court: "I couldn't move. She grabbed the top of my pyjamas and tore them from my body until I was naked.
"I didn't wish it to happen ... I was extremely depressed and upset after being forced to have sex."
I guess Sister Rosy Palm was getting jealous!
1. The fact that PP is all hot and bothered by this bespeaks a personal problem that would probably best be addressed not here, but on a couch.
2. Since when are the mods allowing pornographic photos in the Terrestrial room?
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
Bond...James Bond wrote:Ha. Touchs with weirdos always make for good stories. A history teacher of mine who studied in Europe once told me a tale where he was doing research in Sweden [or Norway? Scandinavia somewhere] and came across a paper [some sort of govt document or whatever] signed by Hitler. He said he actually shivered.
Hi Bond!
Lord Bath (the one with the wifelets who lives at Longleat - large ancestral home) has a collection of Hitler's art work. It isn't that good, pretty ordinary...you expect it to hold some clues as to what was to come in terms of his psyche, and it doesn't...wierd. It just indicates his 'ordinariness'.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
Droopy wrote:2. Since when are the mods allowing pornographic photos in the Terrestrial room?
Please do not "backseat moderate." If you wish to report a post, click on the new exclamation point button at the bottom of it.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Droopy wrote:2. Since when are the mods allowing pornographic photos in the Terrestrial room?
Please do not "backseat moderate." If you wish to report a post, click on the new exclamation point button at the bottom of it.
Oh, so you didn't notice this eh?
Perhaps you should pull over and let some of those in the back seat drive for a while.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
Actually, I did notice this. However, no genitalia + no anii + no female nipples = no porn.
Perhaps you should pull over and let some of those in the back seat drive for a while.
I trow not.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
