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moksha wrote:Does that raised bar status apply equally to the youthful dalliances of Church leader's grandsons?

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From what I hear, relatives of leaders can be held to a higher standard, the same standard, or a lower standard, depending on the relative and the person doing the judging.
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Harmony,

He's not talking about adultery, Gaz. He's talking about fornication. Different level of sin.

As to the talk, I had a bishop who obviously had either never heard it or ignored it. His main theme when my girls were in MIA was "Don't pet the tiger." He placed the responsibility for any and all sexual transgression squarely on the girls' shoulders. It was only one of the things my oldest rebelled against, while she was Laurel president.


There is no difference between adultery and fornication Harmony. I would have thought that a seasoned member of the church would know that. Perhaps if you took the time to stop muttering against your church leaders you could hear the sunday school lesson.

Also I believe the phrase your trying to remember is called "Tickling the Tiger" by Theodore M. Burton, which can be heard here. I recommend it, its an excellent talk.
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Gazelam wrote:Harmony,

He's not talking about adultery, Gaz. He's talking about fornication. Different level of sin.

As to the talk, I had a bishop who obviously had either never heard it or ignored it. His main theme when my girls were in MIA was "Don't pet the tiger." He placed the responsibility for any and all sexual transgression squarely on the girls' shoulders. It was only one of the things my oldest rebelled against, while she was Laurel president.


There is no difference between adultery and fornication Harmony.


Baloney. There is a world of difference between adultery, which carries a sacred covenant, and fornication, which carries no covenant, at least not for an unendowed member, which is what we're talking about on this thread.

My good grief, Gaz! Adultery is an excommunicatable offense; fornication for the unendowed is not. Surely you know this!

I would have thought that a seasoned member of the church would know that.


It's because I am a seasoned member of the church that I can call you on your mistake. Others might be taken in by your false doctrine.

Perhaps if you took the time to stop muttering against your church leaders you could hear the sunday school lesson.


Sunday School? I didn't learn that in Sunday School, Gaz. I learned that in the bishop's office, when he was on the phone with the stake president and refused to allow the SP to excommunicate my son for fornication, because fornication by an unendowed member is not an excommunicatable offense.

Also I believe the phrase your trying to remember is called "Tickling the Tiger" by Theodore M. Burton, which can be heard here. I recommend it, its an excellent talk.


My bishop said "don't pet the tiger". Maybe he got it wrong, but that's the phrase he used.



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Gaz wrote:There is no difference between adultery and fornication Harmony.


Harmony wrote:Baloney. There is a world of difference between adultery, which carries a sacred covenant, and fornication, which carries no covenant, at least not for an unendowed member, which is what we're talking about on this thread.

My good grief, Gaz! Adultery is an excommunicatable offense; fornication for the unendowed is not. Surely you know this!


Harmony is spot-on here, Gaz. You owe the lady an apology.
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Harmony wrote:My bishop said "don't pet the tiger". Maybe he got it wrong, but that's the phrase he used.


Ha! When my Dad was Young Men's President, he just told the boys to "keep your one-eyed monster in your pants". That pretty much covers it. :lol:
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liz3564 wrote:
Harmony wrote:My bishop said "don't pet the tiger". Maybe he got it wrong, but that's the phrase he used.


Ha! When my Dad was Young Men's President, he just told the boys to "keep your one-eyed monster in your pants". That pretty much covers it. :lol:


Oh Liz! You were in Primary too long!
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harmony wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
Ha! When my Dad was Young Men's President, he just told the boys to "keep your one-eyed monster in your pants". That pretty much covers it. :lol:


Oh Liz! You were in Primary too long!


LOL!

I suppose I was! :redface:
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liz3564 wrote:
Harmony wrote:My bishop said "don't pet the tiger". Maybe he got it wrong, but that's the phrase he used.


Ha! When my Dad was Young Men's President, he just told the boys to "keep your one-eyed monster in your pants". That pretty much covers it. :lol:


They need to make that a primary song.
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Actually, it does state in the Church Handbook of Instructions that church courts are optional for sexual sin if "there has been a significant amount of time" that has passed. It doesn't specify what that significant amount of time is.[/quote]

That's bizzare!
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liz3564 wrote:
Harmony wrote:My bishop said "don't pet the tiger". Maybe he got it wrong, but that's the phrase he used.


Ha! When my Dad was Young Men's President, he just told the boys to "keep your one-eyed monster in your pants". That pretty much covers it. :lol:


When I was young and in the young men's org the leader called it a

"one eyed trouser snake".
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