Are Mormon's the real Jews...?

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Re: Are Mormon's the real Jews...?

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Chap wrote:I really don't mind much how subgenius earns his paltry living. I am a hereditary noble with vast wealth, excellent health and several beautiful mistresses.

I am so rich and idle that I am not even typing this post myself. I have people to do that kind of thing for me.


I've always suspected as much. I will think of you as my Lord Chap from now on. :biggrin:
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Chap wrote:I really don't mind much how subgenius earns his paltry living. I am a hereditary noble with vast wealth, excellent health and several beautiful mistresses.

I am so rich and idle that I am not even typing this post myself. I have people to do that kind of thing for me.


Warn a girl! OMG, I almost ruined my keyboard. :lol:
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Only unemployed people post here.
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Quasimodo wrote:I would love to see one of your designs that dictates to the masses. Please post an example.


Here is an example of subgenius' latest work...

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... Ag&dur=923
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Drifting wrote:
Quasimodo wrote:I would love to see one of your designs that dictates to the masses. Please post an example.


Here is an example of subgenius' latest work...

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... Ag&dur=923

Ahem!
You are frightened to show a picture...

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Drifting check out this pic of a bloke I met on my mission...
He lived in one of those but it was a 3 bedroom!!!

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Drifting wrote:So, when Jesus was alive He was Jewish, right?

Not really. He was born of Mary but not of her DNA. So technically he was not even Hebrew.

He was in truth...........wait for it............God among us. Emmanuel. Really!
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Nightlion wrote:
Drifting wrote:So, when Jesus was alive He was Jewish, right?

Not really. He was born of Mary but not of her DNA. So technically he was not even Hebrew.

He was in truth...........wait for it............God among us. Emmanuel. Really!

Chalcedon for the DNA generation.
"And the human knew the source of life, the woman of him, and she conceived and bore Cain, and said, 'I have procreated a man with Yahweh.'" Gen. 4:1, interior quote translated by D. Bokovoy.
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Nightlion wrote:
Drifting wrote:So, when Jesus was alive He was Jewish, right?

Not really. He was born of Mary but not of her DNA. So technically he was not even Hebrew.

He was in truth...........wait for it............God among us. Emmanuel. Really!


Wait...what? Jesus was a soft porn artiste from the 80's?
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Nightlion wrote:
Drifting wrote:So, when Jesus was alive He was Jewish, right?

Not really. He was born of Mary but not of her DNA. So technically he was not even Hebrew.

He was in truth...........wait for it............God among us. Emmanuel. Really!

Somebody already mentioned this:
John 8: 23
23 And he said unto them, Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world.


Makes you wonder how Jesus figured this out. What evidence was there about him that first made him look for the answer..........wait for it......the lack of man nipples on his chest? I think so.

Him knowing that such a distinction was even a possibility suggests he was advanced in knowledge past us, way past us I reckon. :cool:
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