The Origin of FAIR/MAD

Post by **_Daniel Peterson** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:55 pm

Nope. I didn't.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:26 am

Daniel Peterson wrote:We’d like to have a little dirt about you for our files.
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes;
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.

And here’s to you, Dr. Peterson.
The Scratches love you more than you will know.
(Wo wo wo)
Confess your sin, Dr. Peterson.
Heaven holds a place for those who prey.
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes;
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It’s a little secret, just Doc Peterson's affair.
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids.

Coo coo ca choo, Dr. Peterson.
We Scratches love you more than you will know.
(Wo wo wo)
Confess your sin, Dr. Peterson.
Heaven holds a place for those who prey.
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Sitting in your office on a Tuesday afternoon,
Watching as the Scratches both berate.
Laugh about it, joke about it:
When you’ve got to choose,
Ev’ry way you look at it you lose.

Where have you gone, Mister Scratchio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
(Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Dr. Peterson?
Mister Scratch will never go away?
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Alright I give....is this supposed to go with a specific tune?

Post by **_Daniel Peterson** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:34 am

Sheesh. These young'ns today.

Simon and Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson." Lyrics by Paul Simon.

Of course, I suppose I was smearing Mike Quinn to the accompaniment of tunes by Paul Simon back before you were even born.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:40 am

Daniel Peterson wrote:Sheesh. These young'ns today.

Simon and Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson." Lyrics by Paul Simon.

Of course, I suppose I was smearing Mike Quinn to the accompaniment of tunes by Paul Simon back before you were even born.

Yeah...I know the song.

Actually parts of the Quinn Saga (I own that title in case anyone tries to write a book about this whole dang affair) probably happened before I was born. Can't we let it go.....hasn't DCP done anything lately to warrant the Spanish Inquisition? (....fill in the blank...............)

Post by **_Daniel Peterson** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:48 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:Can't we let it go.....hasn't DCP done anything lately to warrant the Spanish Inquisition? (....fill in the blank...............)

Excellent question. Given my thoroughgoing depravity, surely there's something every day that would be worthy of the guillotine or the garrote.

It just goes to show that Scratch isn't really as good at digging up dirt on his enemies as he thinks he is, since, obviously, he's entirely missed the evil deeds that I've committed since getting up this morning -- to say nothing of those I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and . . .

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:56 am

Daniel Peterson wrote:Excellent question. Given my thoroughgoing depravity, surely there's something every day that would be worthy of the guillotine or the garrote.

It just goes to show that Scratch isn't really as good at digging up dirt on his enemies as he thinks he is, since, obviously, he's entirely missed the evil deeds that I've committed since getting up this morning -- to say nothing of those I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and . . .

Nah...it's just that you're various sins have created a backlog at the Mr. Scratch collective and their just now getting to the Quinn stuff. You're various acts of evil today will come back to bite you around 2043 or something....(where's that funny picture I made of the Mr. Scratch Collective?...)

Post by **_Daniel Peterson** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:57 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:where's that funny picture I made of the Mr. Scratch Collective?...

The one based on the boiling mud pots at Yellowstone?

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:14 am

Guys, DCP's never told the truth about the church, to himself or anyone else. What makes you think he's going to admit the truth here (to himself or anyone else)? Remember with whom you're dealing.

You can't fight someone's occupational hazard, as tempting as that might be.

Post by **_Daniel Peterson** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:22 am

Some Schmo wrote:Guys, DCP's never told the truth about the church, to himself or anyone else. What makes you think he's going to admit the truth here (to himself or anyone else)? Remember with whom you're dealing.

Careful. You're likely to cause real heartburn for the two Scratches. I'm their primary source, if not their only source, for much of what they imagine they know about this tragic and frightful saga. If you cast doubt on their principal source and suggest to them that I might have been lying to them, it could do untold psychological damage. Maybe I've been using them for my own fiendish purposes, and am only awaiting the perfect moment to hang them both out to dry!

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:25 am

Daniel Peterson wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Guys, DCP's never told the truth about the church, to himself or anyone else. What makes you think he's going to admit the truth here (to himself or anyone else)? Remember with whom you're dealing.

Careful. You're likely to cause real heartburn for the two Scratches. I'm their primary source, if not their only source, for much of what they imagine they know about this tragic and frightful saga. If you cast doubt on their principal source and suggest to them that I might have been lying to them, it could do untold psychological damage. Maybe I've been using them for my own fiendish purposes, and am only awaiting the perfect moment to hang them both out to dry!

Meh... they can take Rolaids.