Doctor Scratch wrote:Why not just say that the Lord teleported Moroni from central America to NY? Come on, guys--if you're going to go the supernatural route, why not go all out?
The god of the mopologist is not that powerful. Superhuman powers? yes. But the god of the mopologists is a minimalist in his use of that power, so it is only interjected by their god to the minimal extent that the mopologists cannot explain something away rationally. Then add just a little dose of the superhuman power from the god of the mopologists. After all, the mopologists have never seen any manifestation of their god's superhuman or supernatural powers, but they have seen the power of reason. So when trying to understand how something occurred, the mopologist first assumes no intervention from the god of the mopologists, and only if there is some aspect that doesn't square with nature and reason, add a pinch of god's superhuman power, like inspiring Moroni to make that trek across continent, alone and hucking all those heavy gold plates. Of course, they'd never question why their god didn't let Moroni bury the plates in MesoAmerica, and then inspire the Smith ancestry to have migrated to MesoAmerica to find the plates. The mopologists know that didn't happen, after all JSJr dug them up in New York.
What I don't understand is why elohim/jehovah would waste Moroni's time with those extraordinary supernatural visitations to JSJr, instead of using the minimalist-use-of-power theory that the mopologists ascribe to elohim/jehovah and just guide JSJr to the gold plates on the hill using his little brown seer stone. Silly elohim/jehovah. Going to all that trouble with Moroni, having him appear repeatedly, once as a salamander or giant white toad and bitch-slapping JSJr, when had elohim/jehovah consulted DCP, Hamblin, et al (handy as they were then in the pre-existence with Them), they could have just guided JSJr to the plates in the hill, with his brown seer stone.
Doctor Scratch wrote:Or, better yet: why not argue that the final battle did indeed take place in North America, but that Heavenly Father took away all the evidence as a means of testing faith?
Too much supernatural effort by elohim/jehovah to do it that way. Besides, not elohim/jehovah's style. They didn't do that to obliterate all evidences remaining from Biblical places.
But hey, it makes for quite the colorful personalities, elohim/jehovah, transporting dinosaur bones here from other planets (or supernaturally fabricating them with a poof), and then obliterating all remnants of the Nephites, et al, just to play an archaeological hoax on mankind. What pranksters, elohim/jehovah. It must be something for TBMs to look forward to when they are gods of their own worlds they make, populate them in polygamous harems of goddesses, and figure out their own hoaxes to confuse and confound their spirit children.