I'm trying to turn gay.

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:52 pm

Brackite wrote:If you are a heterosexual, why in the world would you want to become a homosexual???

Just more sophistry suggesting the heterosexuality is an immutable condition. Oh, I know, "I was born straight." Sure you were.

Post by **_DarkHelmet** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:59 pm

Kishkumen wrote:So, are you gay yet?

Just looking for an update. We have this handsome feller named Shulem who might be interested.

Sadly, still no luck. I still desire female flesh and I'm disgusted with myself for it. Tomorrow I begin a more aggressive therapy session to help rid me of my opposite sex attraction problem.

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:00 pm

Darth J wrote:
Brackite wrote:If you are a heterosexual, why in the world would you want to become a homosexual???

Just more sophistry suggesting the heterosexuality is an immutable condition. Oh, I know, "I was born straight." Sure you were.

Disgusting, isn't it? Dooming people to a life of heterosexuality and denying their God-given agency.

Heresy.

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:01 pm

DarkHelmet wrote:Sadly, still no luck. I still desire female flesh and I'm disgusted with myself for it. Tomorrow I begin a more aggressive therapy session to help rid me of my opposite sex attraction problem.

You can always try to think of worms in your porridge while you look at naked ladies online. Leave no strategy untested!

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:05 pm

I can't believe nobody has posted this video yet in this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqv-y5Ys3fg

Post by **_lulu** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:12 pm

Buffalo wrote:I never saw any penises or had any homoerotic experiences at Boy Scouts, but I'm starting to think I'm the only one. Everyone seems to have had at least one.

Demand your money back.

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:15 pm

Darth J wrote:I can't believe nobody has posted this video yet in this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqv-y5Ys3fg

Hilarious!

Post by **_DarkHelmet** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:19 pm

Darth J wrote:I can't believe nobody has posted this video yet in this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqv-y5Ys3fg

LOL. I have never seen that before. THat was great.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:32 am

Date one of those women that have a habit of turning men gay. I am still not sure whether it's just that those girls are attracted to guys that are unaware that they are gay or whether they are just really bad gfs that they put men off the whole female gender.

X

Post by **_Rambo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:38 am

So I am watching HGTV, I'm eating, and I am trying to masturbate to gay porn.

It's not working so well....

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