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Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:44 pm
by Bret Ripley
Marcus wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:24 pm
Physics Guy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:29 pm
The posts of the collective Never-Mormon are welcome, even though the alien intelligence of its colossal hive mind is too overwhelming for it to be welcome itself.
The Never-Mos(s) Postings brook no Rough-Rolled Stonings.
(Yea, I know. I'll be back after I find some caffeine. Or my mind.)
I'm down with Never-Moss. I almost proposed "Never-Moes" but my mind immediately went to "Never-Larrys" and "Never-Curlys" (nyuk nyuk). (Please read that before you've had caffeine: it will be disappointing otherwise.)
Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:09 pm
by Res Ipsa
Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.
I think the most correctest would be "nevermoes," as in "potatoes" and "tomatoes." But my mind also leapt to Larry and Curly.
Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:49 pm
by Bret Ripley
Res Ipsa wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:09 pm
Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.
I'm not too far from you, and moss and algae have convinced me: entropy is green.
Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:18 pm
by Marcus
Bret Ripley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:44 pm
Marcus wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:24 pm
The Never-Mos(s) Postings brook no Rough-Rolled Stonings.
(Yea, I know. I'll be back after I find some caffeine. Or my mind.)
I'm down with Never-Moss. I almost proposed "Never-Moes" but my mind immediately went to "Never-Larrys" and "Never-Curlys" (nyuk nyuk). (Please read that before you've had caffeine: it will be disappointing otherwise.)
Caffeinated me still loved it! This Gene Kelly number also came to mind, for some reason...
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously....
Hooptie doodie doodle
"Hooptie doodie doodle" has to be the best chorus ever in the entire existence of musical theater. And don't tell mentalgymnast but I'm dying for him to come back so that I can find a way to tell him that "as a Moe, you are supposing erroneously."
Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:30 pm
by Morley
Bret Ripley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:40 pm
Morley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:01 pm
One could rephrase the heading. Or reorder the words. Or say "never-Mormons."
"Never-Mormons" -- quoth the Raven, had it been allowed to finish its sentence. (Oh, and spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "quoth.")
Personally, I kind of like it the way it is.
I very much like it the way it is. I wasn't complaining; but as one of these selfsame Never-Mo's I reserve the right to be offended by the apostrophe next time I'm losing an argument and need an excuse to flounce.
As I see it, one should never need an excuse to flounce. The right to flounce should be regarded as part of the unwritten order of things.
Re: Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:11 pm
by sock puppet
Bret Ripley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:49 pm
Res Ipsa wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:09 pm
Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.
I'm not too far from you, and moss and algae have convinced me: entropy is green.