LDSToronto wrote:PMs are like other peoples genitals; they must be handled with great care, with permission, and some of them smell bad. But, like genitals, most people don't want us talking about them and people get to control who they show their genitals to.
LMAO...
Awesome.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:God forbid you disagree with a female poster on this forum. All of a sudden you're a woman-hater. With Snooki's philosophy I must hate all men since I take exception with some of the male posters on this forum, too.
That you're accused of having issues with women has nothing to do with the act of disagreeing with us. It has to do with your unrepentant use of sexist slurs like this:
antishock8 a.k.a. 'CamNC4Me' wrote:I dunno. You should wash the sand out of your piss flaps.
The fact that [personal information deleted] is also an interesting data point.
"It seems to me that these women were the head (κεφάλαιον) of the church which was at Philippi." ~ John Chrysostom, Homilies on Philippians 13
LDSToronto wrote:all right, people, since Jason won't do it, I've been assigned as your temporary Common Judge in Israel.
Everybody Wang Chung - Don't say stupid s*** about people's kids, even in PM's, especially to crazy people, even if those crazy people said some pretty mean s*** to you. I know the tempation - it's a lot like self-abuse; it feels great while you are doing it, but the guilt will kill you and the pictures will follow you around for life. I love you like a gay brother.
Liz - every PM is sacred, every PM is great, if a PM is revealed, the board (and God) gets quite irate. PMs are like other peoples genitals; they must be handled with great care, with permission, and some of them smell bad. But, like genitals, most people don't want us talking about them and people get to control who they show their genitals to. Now, enough with the sexy metaphors. Liz, I don't know what ails you, but please get better soon. If this stuff is causing you to be sick, please take break. I love you like a hot step-sister.
Jersey Girl - I know you think you are helping, but right now, you are oxygen for this fire. Cut off the oxygen and the fire will burn out. You are fierce friend, Jersey Girl, so do it for Liz's health. I love you like a mom who spanks her son who likes spankings.
Ceeboo - We are all scared. I love you like a great and abominable church, except even more.
Dr. Scratch - Don't ever back down from a bully. I love you like I love mild barley drinks.
Sock Puppet - Fight the good fight, sock. I love you like a man loves another man.
Blixa - you always make the most sense. I love you like I love a hot Relief Society President.
Mr. Stakhanovite - you are lost to outer darkness. Goodbye, my son of perdition. I love you like I love strong drink.
Dan Peterson - You coward! Look what you did! I'm referring this matter to the stake president. I weep for you. No I don't. I love you like a punch loves a face.
Now allow me to read a message from the First Presidency, from the pulpit:
Dear People of Zion,
Private message boards don't work. Moderated message boards don't work. Open message boards do not work. We swear to great Jehovah that you will all be excommunicated, so help us God, if you keep up this message boarding. The only thing that works is I Am A Mormon. Go there now. Oh, and Daniel Peterson is a coward.
Thank you all,
Bishop H.
LOL!!
Hall of Fame nominee!!!!
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
LDSToronto wrote:Dr. Scratch - Don't ever back down from a bully. I love you like I love mild barley drinks.
Sock Puppet - Fight the good fight, sock. I love you like a man loves another man.
Blixa - you always make the most sense. I love you like I love a hot Relief Society President.
Mr. Stakhanovite - you are lost to outer darkness. Goodbye, my son of perdition. I love you like I love strong drink.
Dan Peterson - You coward! Look what you did! I'm referring this matter to the stake president. I weep for you. No I don't. I love you like a punch loves a face.
Now allow me to read a message from the First Presidency, from the pulpit:
Dear People of Zion,
Private message boards don't work. Moderated message boards don't work. Open message boards do not work. We swear to great Jehovah that you will all be excommunicated, so help us God, if you keep up this message boarding. The only thing that works is I Am A Mormon. Go there now. Oh, and Daniel Peterson is a coward.
Thank you all,
Bishop H.
Hey, LDST, you coming over tonight for our weekly viewing of The Hangover and downing a few brewskies?
Darth J wrote:At the risk of appearing inflammatory, I would like everyone on this thread to know that I hate you. I hope you die a slow, agonizing death, after which your soul burns in Hell.
Are you talking to me? Frankly I don't care what you think either way..but your wording is poor.
"you" = "everyone on this thread"
And since you said my wording is poor, I hope there is nothing on TV but reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond when you're in Hell.
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LDSToronto wrote:Dr. Scratch - Don't ever back down from a bully. I love you like I love mild barley drinks.
Sock Puppet - Fight the good fight, sock. I love you like a man loves another man.
Blixa - you always make the most sense. I love you like I love a hot Relief Society President.
Mr. Stakhanovite - you are lost to outer darkness. Goodbye, my son of perdition. I love you like I love strong drink.
Dan Peterson - You coward! Look what you did! I'm referring this matter to the stake president. I weep for you. No I don't. I love you like a punch loves a face.
Now allow me to read a message from the First Presidency, from the pulpit:
Dear People of Zion,
Private message boards don't work. Moderated message boards don't work. Open message boards do not work. We swear to great Jehovah that you will all be excommunicated, so help us God, if you keep up this message boarding. The only thing that works is I Am A Mormon. Go there now. Oh, and Daniel Peterson is a coward.
Thank you all,
Bishop H.
Hey, LDST, you coming over tonight for our weekly viewing of The Hangover and downing a few brewskies?
Ha! That is wolfpack-ish, isn't it? I'm in - brewskies in the hotel pub, screening in my hotel room, if anyone's in Northern England.
H.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level." ~ Ernest Becker "Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death." ~ Simone de Beauvoir
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Darth J wrote:At the risk of appearing inflammatory, I would like everyone on this thread to know that I hate you. I hope you die a slow, agonizing death, after which your soul burns in Hell.
marg wrote:Are you talking to me? Frankly I don't care what you think either way..but your wording is poor.
Darth J wrote:"you" = "everyone on this thread"
And since you said my wording is poor, I hope there is nothing on TV but reruns on Everybody Loves Raymond when you're in Hell.
Darth J, maybe marg wasn't referring to your first sentence, where it was plural. Maybe she thought you were singling her out with the second sentence wishes, expressed in the singular.