Congratulations DCP

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:04 am

GIMR,

Your avatar was perfect for that post.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:07 am

CaliforniaKid wrote:GIMR,

Your avatar was perfect for that post.

Speaking of avatars....when is CK going to start rocking the noble savage pic on this board?

(AND I'm a sockpuppet of DCP too.....he's just to ashamed to mention ole Bond)

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:47 am

GIMR wrote:It must be really difficult living in a state of such chronic constipation, Daniel. I mean, I'm on percocet since my stroke, and that plugs you up so I feel your pain. But your backup is just due to deliberate anal retentiveness. If you stop shoving stuff up there, things would be able to come out and you wouldn't seem so disgruntled all the time.

Just a thought...

What an ironic statement.

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:59 am

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What are "its variants"? Shite? Shoot? Shucks? Shirt? Or How about S***. Is that not a "variant"?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:05 am

Ray A wrote:
GIMR wrote:It must be really difficult living in a state of such chronic constipation, Daniel. I mean, I'm on percocet since my stroke, and that plugs you up so I feel your pain. But your backup is just due to deliberate anal retentiveness. If you stop shoving stuff up there, things would be able to come out and you wouldn't seem so disgruntled all the time.

Just a thought...

GIMR, I have a serious question for you. What makes you such a bitter anti-Mormon? You have often claimed to be a Christian, but your tolerance for Mormons amounts to Hitler's tolerance for Jews.

Are you for serious?

(And don't give me this "I am friends with Liz" b***s***. You only tolerate "non-TBM" Mormons. )

Oy, this from the man who will not put his money where his mouth is.... Ray, get (re)baptized or get out of the font.

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Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:09 am

Daniel Peterson wrote:Incidentally, I'm not A Light in the Darkness, and I have no idea who A Light in the Darkness might be. I haven't read much of his/her posts, but, from what I've read, I like them.

I use only three sockpuppets here: Some Schmo, Mercury, and Polygamy Porter. I also go by Steve Benson and Bob McCue, but only over on the so-called Recovery board.

(There might actually be some folks here who are so paranoid that they'll wonder "Could it possibly be????" To them, I apologize in advance. Life must be very, very tough in such a mental state, and I really shouldn't make it any more difficult.)

Bishop Peterson! It is late! You need to get to bed to get your required rest for Sunday's PEC meeting which comes EARLY!

Edit to add: How am I your sock puppet, biotch?

I guess with your acceptance of the new calling of "bishop", you will never get a chance to break free. I guess you will never see the day when you are free to post your real feelings.

Edit to add AGAIN: Dude, you need help, you are not bipolar, you are polypolar!

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:26 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:Oy, this from the man who will not put his money where his mouth is.... Ray, get (re)baptized or get out of the font.

Seems to be a hang up of yours, PP. But even if I did get re-baptised, does that mean you'd stop criticising me? Oh no, you'd just criticise me on different grounds.

That's ok. Have another beer while you have some fun at Mormon expense. I know you have demons to exorcise so you can justify yourself.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:19 am

Ray A wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Oy, this from the man who will not put his money where his mouth is.... Ray, get (re)baptized or get out of the font.

Seems to be a hang up of yours, PP. But even if I did get re-baptised, does that mean you'd stop criticising me? Oh no, you'd just criticise me on different grounds.

That's ok. Have another beer while you have some fun at Mormon expense. I know you have demons to exorcise so you can justify yourself.

Shut up or put up Ray.

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:02 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:Shut up or put up Ray.

I can't shut up, and (for now) I won't put up. I don't mind be called a hypocrite for the only true religion on earth. In fact, please do call me a hypocrite. As long as I know I'm a hypocrite for the truth - I am extremely happy. The more knots I leave the critics in, the better. Enjoy your beer.

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:10 am

Ray A wrote:I can't shut up, and (for now) I won't put up. I don't mind be called a hypocrite for the only true religion on earth.

How can one be a hypocrite for someone/something else?

As long as I know I'm a hypocrite for the truth - I am extremely happy.

How is it possible to be a "hypocrite for the truth?"