Dr. Shades wrote:How can such a thread be started in the first place? Let's be honest: What LDS woman will have had a large enough cross-section of LDS men in her bed in order to draw any conclusions in that department?
Long years of discussing the subject around the quilt at Homemaking meetings. Geez, Shades! Did you think I didn't poll the applicable audience? *snicker*
harmony wrote:Long years of discussing the subject around the quilt at Homemaking meetings. Geez, Shades! Did you think I didn't poll the applicable audience? *snicker*
So, what's the consensus? On a scale of 1-10, what's the average rating an LDS woman gives her LDS husband?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
(juliann @ Dec 26 2007, 03:58 PM) This board allows more open discussion than any Mormon board and I have seen that said here many a time. I don't think many would argue with that.
While you would think this a compliment to the Shades board, Juliann was talking about MAD and when she says Mormon board, she means a board owned by Mormons, rather than ones for and about Mormons.
harmony wrote:Long years of discussing the subject around the quilt at Homemaking meetings. Geez, Shades! Did you think I didn't poll the applicable audience? *snicker*
So, what's the consensus? On a scale of 1-10, what's the average rating an LDS woman gives her LDS husband?
Let's just say they figure it's a good thing their men are good providers, because they pretty much all failed as lovers. There were a few who were actively engaged in a good cause (the every night and twice on Sunday group), but generally speaking, it was pretty much the same ol' same ol' all the time. No creativity, no adventure, no romance. I was telling the group about a romantic weekend getaway that my son had given his wife for their anniversary (complete with candlelit dinner, flowers, hotel suite, massage, a Broadway type show, and room service breakfast). Their response ranged from "Why?" to "He always was a little different."
Very few LDS men in my ward seem to take the time to pamper their wives at all. This, in a ward that averages 5 people per family.
(juliann @ Dec 26 2007, 03:58 PM) This board allows more open discussion than any Mormon board and I have seen that said here many a time. I don't think many would argue with that.
While you would think this a compliment to the Shades board, Juliann was talking about MAD and when she says Mormon board, she means a board owned by Mormons, rather than ones for and about Mormons.
Juliann wouldn't know an open discussion if it bit her in the tush. And I doubt that many of those "many" would either.
harmony wrote:Let's just say they figure it's a good thing their men are good providers, because they pretty much all failed as lovers.
The remedy is simple. Teach them to find the clitoris, and all will be well.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
harmony wrote:Why would they think that have anything to learn?
Their wives tell them.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"