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_John Larsen
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Post by _John Larsen »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Actually, if you don't mind, I always wear a bolo tie, . . .


Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a bolo tie scream out, "redneck?"


You're wrong. Bolo ties are inanimate objects and cannot scream.


However, if they could scream out in horror and shame, they would.
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Post by _Coach T »

I'm on the high council in Lehi. Have two separate bishops that wear bolo ties. I thought they were illegal or something. Sort of considered a weapon of sorts.
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

John Larsen wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Actually, if you don't mind, I always wear a bolo tie, . . .


Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a bolo tie scream out, "redneck?"


You're wrong. Bolo ties are inanimate objects and cannot scream.


However, if they could scream out in horror and shame, they would.


I'm seriously considering buying a bolo tie at this point.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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LifeOnaPlate wrote:I'm seriously considering buying a bolo tie at this point.


Are you willing to suffer the mandatory subtraction of I.Q. points that goes along with it?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I'm seriously considering buying a bolo tie at this point.


Are you willing to suffer the mandatory subtraction of I.Q. points that goes along with it?


What it makes up for in awesome points makes it well worth it.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I'm seriously considering buying a bolo tie at this point.


Are you willing to suffer the mandatory subtraction of I.Q. points that goes along with it?


What it makes up for in awesome points makes it well worth it.



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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

Gazelam wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I'm seriously considering buying a bolo tie at this point.


Are you willing to suffer the mandatory subtraction of I.Q. points that goes along with it?


What it makes up for in awesome points makes it well worth it.



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Survey says ?




NUMBER ONE ANSWER!

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One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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Post by _John Larsen »

Don't forget:

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Post by _Coach T »

Where the hell did you get the picture of the blonde kids with mullets and bolos? Is there a dedicated website for mullets and bolos?
_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

John Larsen wrote:Don't forget:

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Duckie's the man.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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