MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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_son of Ishmael
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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why me wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:
What kinds of bathrooms must this creep be hanging around in?


If I were 20 and I had a roommate who was spanking the monkey in the bathroom while I was in the kitchen, I would not like to be there. The missionaries are with each other 24/7. Not good to be a masturbating bear when your partner is in the living room. Just my opinion. And then to have to go to the toilet knowing just what happened...is not a good feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FU2l-XU5cg



Better in that bathroom than in the kitchen. Where do you masterbate why me?
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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son of Ishmael wrote:
why me wrote:
If I were 20 and I had a roommate who was spanking the monkey in the bathroom while I was in the kitchen, I would not like to be there. The missionaries are with each other 24/7. Not good to be a masturbating bear when your partner is in the living room. Just my opinion. And then to have to go to the toilet knowing just what happened...is not a good feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FU2l-XU5cg



Better in that bathroom than in the kitchen. Where do you masterbate why me?


edit: The answer to this is on a short list of things I never want to know.
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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why me wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:
What kinds of bathrooms must this creep be hanging around in?


If I were 20 and I had a roommate who was spanking the monkey in the bathroom while I was in the kitchen, I would not like to be there. The missionaries are with each other 24/7. Not good to be a masturbating bear when your partner is in the living room. Just my opinion. And then to have to go to the toilet knowing just what happened...is not a good feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FU2l-XU5cg


You are more disgusted by another male's sperm having been flushed down the toilet you are about to use than by another's feces having been so flushed?
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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why me wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:
What kinds of bathrooms must this creep be hanging around in?


If I were 20 and I had a roommate who was spanking the monkey in the bathroom while I was in the kitchen, I would not like to be there. The missionaries are with each other 24/7. Not good to be a masturbating bear when your partner is in the living room. Just my opinion. And then to have to go to the toilet knowing just what happened...is not a good feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FU2l-XU5cg



son of Ishmael wrote:Better in that bathroom than in the kitchen. Where do you masterbate why me?

Onto his computer keyboard?
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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What does the Mission Pres fear? What is the root problem? Does he feel that left unsaid, the missionaries would start pulling Coriantons? Does he fear they would start committing street crimes? Meth? Gang fights?

Or, is he afraid God hates erections and so forth to the point that He removes angels and allows satan to draw in demons from the alleys?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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