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pcarthew wrote:The gay community will never move on while they are insecure and need validation from every man and his dog. They also will not move on, until everybody is forced to and articulates their agenda to their satisfaction. Being a member of the church there are many communities, circumstance and clubs that my faith is not accepted or mocked and rejected. Guess what I couldn't care less, I don't need people to pat me on the back to make me feel like my lifestyle is acceptable. For the gays, completely different. If you don't validate their point of view...you automatically become nothing short of a bigot.


This from the board where any disagreement with Mormonism is characterized as bigotry.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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rodheadlee wrote:The final battle may have been in Palmyra. But if Zerahemla and all the Nephite cities were in upstate NY why is there no mention of bitter cold winters?, short growing seasons? having battles in snow?


If they were in central America, why no mention of sweltering Jungles, or any of the food items available in the region, or any of the technology of the region?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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wenglund wrote:Those of us who aren't presuming to steady the ark, may be listening intently to the Spirit to tell us what to pray for, and humbly seeking guidance and strength in fulfilling the commandments and duties we have already been given, desiring what God desires, and expressing gratitude for the bounteous wealth in all that we have been given by him and the opportunity he has afforded us, in a multitude of ways, to serve.

To each their own.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-


What a self-righteous douche. Lifelong sexual frustration/perpetual virginity are doing Wade no favors.

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Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Nomomo wrote:Mmm.... I don't suppose if I were to begin a thread at MAD that interpreted some passages in the Bible in a way that suggested Mutt Romney was the Antichrist they would lock the thread or ban me? Nah.... I'm sure the mods wouldn't have any problem with that at all.


Is there any reason to think the anti-Christ will not be LDS. So I say create the post. If the anti-Christ can decieve any the very elect, that suggests to me insider knowledge of the Gospel.
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doughtheavenger wrote:Sorry, but I disagree. These statements are not about getting anyone's approval. They are about getting out the truth. If I were to choose a person who was the victim of racism, it wouldn't be any black American who frankly know less about racism than most people. I would rather choose a survivor of Auschwitz or some other death camp. Gypsies and Jews who lived through the 1930s and 40s in Europe are the people who's life stories created a reaction against racism. Most of what is said about racism in America today is semi-literate trivialization of the subject.

So gypsies and Jews were a different race than the rest of Germany, I did not know that.
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Selek1 wrote:The Tea Partiers haven't deliberately destroyed hundreds of millions of dollars of other people's property.

The Tea Partiers haven't commited hundreds of assaults with deadly force.
The Tea Partiers haven't left a dozen or so people dead.

The Tea Partiers haven't shielded rapists, molesters, and child abusers.

The Tea Partiers haven't defecated on streets and police vehicles.

The Tea Partiers haven't called for the violent overthrow of the government.

The Tea Partiers haven't left behind hundreds of tons of human and toxic waste in their "encampments".

The Tea Partiers haven't handed out "open-minded" documents like Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto,.

The Tea Partiers haven't been arrested by the thousands, let alone for conspiracy to commit terrorism.

The Tea Partiers haven't been caught with bombs, deadly weapons, and bottles of human feces and urine with which they intended to attack law enforcement officers- or even just people who disagree.

The Tea Partiers haven't commited hundreds of assaults with deadly force.
The Tea Partiers haven't assaulted innocent bystanders, or threatened and intimidated people just trying to work or shop or get home to their families.
"Two sides of the same coin" is laughable on its face- and an insult to the intelligence of anyone actually paying attention.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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A tea bagger in Gilbert, AZ just murdered four people, including a toddler, and then killed himself.
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A tea bagger in Gilbert, AZ just murdered four people, including a toddler, and then killed himself.


Wasn't Jared Lee Loughner from Arizona an atheist and a liberal?

Another former classmate, Caitie Parker, who attended high school and college with Loughner,[38] described his political views as "radical."[39] "As I knew him he was left wing, quite liberal," said Parker of Loughner in an online interview with Anthony De Rosa of Reuters Media. Parker, a self-described liberal activist and environmentalist,[40]


Usually it takes one to know one.

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bcspace wrote:
A tea bagger in Gilbert, AZ just murdered four people, including a toddler, and then killed himself.


Wasn't Jared Lee Loughner
:lol:


Mentally ill? yes. This guy was just excessively conservative:


http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/ ... 5820120503

Gunman kills four in Phoenix suburb, commits suicide

(Reuters) - A gunman, identified by local media as a prominent border militia leader and a reputed neo-Nazi, shot dead four people including a toddler girl in Arizona on Wednesday before apparently committing suicide, police said.

The gunman opened fire at a house in Gilbert, a suburb of Phoenix, Gilbert Police Sergeant Bill Balafas said. He could not immediately confirm the identity of the gunman.

The Arizona Republic newspaper, citing unnamed police sources, identified the suspected shooter as Jason "JT" Ready, a reputed neo-Nazi who founded the U.S. Border Guard, a militia that hunts for drug traffickers near the Mexican border.

The youngest victim, a girl of between 1 and 2 years old, was still alive at the scene, but later died in a hospital, Balafas said. The other dead were two men and two women. Police believe the shooter was among the dead.

Police found the bodies of two of the adults outside the home and those of the other two adults and the child inside.

Officers recovered two handguns and a shotgun from the scene. However, Balafas said police had been unable to search the house, and confirm the identities of the dead after an unknown liquid was found in two 55-gallon drums outside the house.

"Right now, we have a hold up because we have a potential hazardous chemical situation," Balafas said.

Investigators subsequently found some "munitions" in the house, and called in federal officers to deal with the items, Balafas said.

He declined to comment on whether Ready, who earlier this year set up an exploratory committee to run for the office of sheriff in Arizona's Pinal County, was among the dead.

Balafas said officers were interviewing a witness to the shooting, which investigators believe stemmed from a "domestic situation."

A Facebook page entitled "JT Ready for Sheriff" carried a message from the administrator noting unconfirmed reports that "a cartel assassination squad murdered JT Ready and several of his friends and family this afternoon in Gilbert Arizona."

A Reuters witness saw a black Chevrolet Impala with specialized number plate with the letters "USBG" on it parked outside the home.

A call to the U.S. Border Guard group seeking comment late on Wednesday went unanswered.

Local resident Scott Kirkwood, 43, said neighbors were shocked by the shooting at the home, which he believed was occupied by a family.

"Everyone is shocked and concerned. Nothing like this ever happens in this neighborhood. It's usually very quiet," he said.

"I heard sirens pulling up in my backyard. When I went to investigate, there was like 30 cop cars, five ambulances, a fire truck, a SWAT team, the whole nine yards - it was just blanketing the neighborhood," he added.

(Additional reporting by Joshua Lott; Writing by Tim Gaynor; Editing by Cynthia Johnston, Cynthia Osterman and Lisa Shumaker)
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B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:Gunman kills four in Phoenix suburb, commits suicide


bcspace thinks this is funny. :confused:
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